This would be concerning if the war weren’t already over.

While accurate, I’d rather folks stop using the mafia/mobster analogy. It isn’t Michael Corleone in the White House, it is Augustus Gloop.

@kenwhite.bsky.social does this actually address the issue? bsky.app/profile/sean...

I think you meant “in a move aimed at keeping his cabinet members topped up.”

Haha that’d be pretty good.

It’s going to make it painfully obvious the man doesn’t read, nor has he ever cracked open a Bible before.

“Oh wow, look at all those numbers right next to the words, not everyone noticed that but I do. Biden didn’t. I doubt the Pope does, but I do.”

This will go absolutely swimmingly. He definitely won’t fall asleep or burst into flames.

Yes this is of course ludicrous but I’m most surprised that he correctly calculated 8+2.

Honestly not sure Dems will need any other campaign ads.

I’m fully preparing for this conversation with my wife when she does said puzzle today. I appreciate you sharing your cautionary tale.

That explains a lot, actually.

Ryan Stanek’s best year was 2022 in which he allowed 7 earned runs over 54.1 innings pitched.

He’s now allowed 7 earned runs over just 7.1 innings pitch for the #stlcards.

It’s almost as if Stanek isn’t very good.

I’m beginning to think Ryan Stanek isn’t a good option for the #stlcards.

Watching financial headlines is just a three day cycle on repeat.

Day 1: Market tanks realizing US still run by a lunatic and it only gets worse.

Day 2: Markets rebound slightly on hopes the worst is behind us.

Day 3: Markets rise on unfounded belief in statement made by proven liar!

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Under current leadership it’s more of a concept of intelligence agency.

I’m not an expert but if I were in charge of messaging I’d avoid saying “let the president stick to dictating”

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This response is one of the more damning pieces of evidence against those poor deluded fools who continue to insist this man is a Christian.

He doesn’t even recognize direct references to Jesus.

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And apologized, right?

I mean between this and all the mockery of Islam the dude’s insulted nearly half of the world’s population in a week’s time.

Has anyone actually TRIED an exorcism on the man?

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Yeah… JD, I know you just took one on the chin for me by failing in your “negotiations” with Iran, but I’m gonna need you to go ahead and renounce your Catholicism for me too, ok?

I’m thrilled for the people of Hungary!

Not aging all that well for these strategists 😬

Just the absolute dumbest.

This please.

She hasn’t won anything outside of California and she owns all the baggage from the Biden years.

Absolutely no reason to retread that path.