Trump's "complicated history with Christianity." That's like my complicated history with time travel.

that sudden sensation that you're about to see Richter's post a second time: the French call it déjà ew.

ZERO sympathy for anyone, of any gender, for any reason, voluntarily getting in a pic with that thing.

Heroin vs. Heroine

I do this. It's never good.

I was walking through a predominantly Black neighborhood here in Philly just last week and got just to where it started to gentrify and was floored by a Kirk banner on someone's front lawn. That's either a ton of bravery/stupidity, some self-loathing or no neighbors knew who he was.

Well, to her defense, you have sent people flying.

And if you're reading this while at a 4-way stop, well, there's your answer.

So... you're backing his claim to being deaf to certain tones? Didn't see that coming! ☺️

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When you're living in a time when it's a coin flip as to whether a satirical headline is satirical or not...

OMG. Thank you. So good. Even when I was young and cogent I couldn't spit lyrics like that. Thanks for saying what needed to be said. F that guy. (sorry, Jesus)

Wut

Thanks. I mean, I just glanced at his back for a split second and knew it was Spike. I don't think he needs to cast about for "cultural relevance." Sheesh.

Thanks. I've ignored headlines on this all day, finally succumbing to this utter nonsense. This is nuts.

There’s never a wooden stake around when you need one…

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Now imagine you're reading Erin's post and are older than her parents. Thank God it's 4/20, I guess.

Thanks, man, for all you do.

What if I don't know how to take a screenshot, but know how the snipping tool works?

This never gets old.

You think this guy has a liver? No way. I like the science here. Good work, people.

Hmmm... the Biden fascination aside, there's a logic issue wriggling around here.

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I don't know why I'm harkening Vermeer, but...

Even if he weren't grifting, how do we feel about taxation without representation?

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Um... I won't go into a lot of detail, but this looks like a Trump-approved photo and now I have to live with that image. Thanks a lot.

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"Speaking in tongues." I'll bet she does.