We let him down and now he’s a zombie 😭

My tuxedo cat, Nibbler, inside a cardboard box, being cute af.

My tuxedo cat, Nibbler, sleeping in a cardboard box being cute af.

This man loves boxes (he just like me frfr) 😏

Yeah I’m not paying Elmo so I’ll be over here much more often lol.

My Xbox gamer tag is Horrora4277 if y’all want to add me - I only really play GTA Online right now but we can still be pals

We love you too 💖

Happy Friday y’all, how’s it going? Everybody hanging in there?

Playing GTA Online for the first time (Xbox S Game Pass) and started with $4 mil and a business and car and Lester gave me a free apartment. Horrora Jr. is big mad because he started from scratch like 7 years ago and had to grind for all his stuff 😂

🎵🎶Malibuwu i look just like Buddy Holly🎵🎶

Which one of y'all cut me off earlier today?

people on CNN right now keep saying "this is NOT the party of Ronald Reagan" as if being "the party of Ronald Reagan" is good, or as if this is not the logical continuation of everything Ronald Reagan stood for

Love this for you!

“What rich people eat I guess, idk” was funny

I mean yeah get his ass, of course, but I’m more excited for when Ted Cruz gets his indictment. You know he’s going to cry and piss his pants and flip so hard lol

All I’m saying is, we’ve never seen them in the same room together.

An image of actor Justin Hartley in costume as Green Arrow, the alter-ego of Oliver Queen, from the CW series Smallville (2001)

Sorry your Oliver Queen is a piss baby scab, mine’s not tho.

Screenshot from the Carrot weather app, listing the temperature at 104 degrees Fahrenheit, heat index of 107 degrees Fahrenheit. Also a caption that says “RIP Pee-wee Herman,” and a red box stating “Excessive Heat Warning +1 other alert.”

Spent all of 15 minutes outside, tidying up the front porch and making sure the cat fountain was full, and I’m completely exhausted now. This heat is brutal.

RIP Paul Ruebens, you magnificent weirdo.

dat booty 😮

10/10, Nicholas Hoult is delightful as always and Nicholas Cage as Count Dracula was the most inspired casting of the decade.

I really loved it!

Theatrical poster for the 2023 film Renfield

I am very stoned and very excited to finally watch this lol

Been away for awhile, how’s everybody doing?

Promotional poster for the 2018 film ‘Hotel Artemis’

Gonna start a thread of the movies I watch when I’m wide awake at 1:30 am. Starting with tonight’s movie:

TIL about the Buford Dolphin incident of 1983 and tbh I was better off not knowing, mega yikes

a supermarket sale sign that says "ground bork". my son is also named bork

SWEDISH CHEF, NOOOOOOOO

jonah hill dropping a coffe cup like a fuck

LIVE AT THE SCENE: jonah hill fumbles a baddie

A close up of my tuxedo cat’s face, he is asleep with his tongue poking out and being very adorable.

Sleepy mlem

Doom’s only redeeming quality is Karl Urban as the lead, he’s a damn snack lol

TOKI 💖

he seems nice