a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror
found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page
It’s happening theonion.info
What begins as a high-minded attempt to pursue vermiculture and home baking quickly devolves into nothing but cannabis and wanking by March
Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop
This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform
Photo of a miniature. It’s a converted beast of nurgle - horrible sloppy monster with the countenance of a puppy. The mouth is a squig mouth turned upside down
Same thing from the back. (Instep?) a few of his spots have popped, poor fella
Beast of nurgle is done, I think.
Hey that’s solid, a real bonding experience
Just waiting for me to Do Something With Them
Worth it for the picture rounds alone
Pounds? Sure! Fingers? No thanks
Hey Grant, quick one — do you do anything with your readers after they finish your book? I've seen a few authors recently add a few hundred a month just from that alone, which surprised me. Best, Marcos
Baffling spam. A few hundred what? Just from what alone?
Stat list from BONE TO PICK. They are: Skulk, Whack, Chat, Celebrate and Scurry
The winners of the Havoc Jam have been chosen! Congratulations to first place winner BONE TO PICK which puts you in the role of horrible skeletons enacting petty revenge from beyond the grave. See all the winners here: itch.io/jam/havoc-en...
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/
Heartbreaking. I liked the old meaning, conjures a particular heft of a character in a flat cap
Your mouth is my stretch goal, sensei
Huge news. Maybe Rascal could interview them about this
Oh god you did it NOW. This just happened, it wasn’t on some drunken youthful escapade
Terrifying
Fuck terfs x
DIE is a world of infinite possibilities, limited only by the players and their cultural touchstones. However that said yes there is no Harry Potter in DIE
Wot
well, www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...
Mash your greasy fingertip against these pixels, cur
this one was cast upon the rocks of efficient marketing in the first pass, which I can understand
or something that'd drive you mad then kill you in the middle ages
you're a D11 table
MID CAMPAIGN ADDITIONS - WHAT IF WE JUST DESCRIBE DIE DIE: it’s like Jumanji for nerds. It’s Gygaxian Isekai. It’s Portal Fantasy with HP. Get in here. Sure, you can roll Reflex to take half damage from a fireball. Try doing that to the emotional splash-damage of your parents’ divorce Life never worked out the way you wanted it to. Now you’re trapped in a fantasy kingdom, and life still isn’t working out, but at least you’re a catgirl now Is It Wrong To Try To Process My Emotional Trauma In A Dungeon? (Yes. You should have gone to therapy. But now you’re trapped in a magical kingdom, it’s the only option you’ve got) Boyfriend Dungeon taught us we could love the dungeon. Dungeon Meshi taught us we could eat it. Now: what if the dungeon was a thinly-veiled metaphor for your strained relationship with your dad? You’re thirty-seven years old. Your job sucks. Your wife just left you. And you’re trapped in an interdimensional fantasy realm forged of your own dreams and fears, which really is the icing on the cake Maybe things weren’t better back in the day; maybe you were just younger. DIE takes the gentle, reassuring confection of nostalgia and reduces it to a bubbling heap with the oxy-acetalene torch of postmodernism THOSE JACKALS AT WIZARDS OF THE COAST ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH OF YOUR MONEY. Give US your money instead in exchange for the DIE Metadungeon If you only play one TTRPG this year, you should probably try Realis. It looks great. But if you play two TTRPGs this year, one of them should definitely be DIE DIE the RPG finally endorses your relentless obsession with dice by making them diegetic. And if you need us to explain what “diegetic” means, you probably wouldn’t enjoy the game anyway How many dice do you reckon you could fit in your mouth? Normal-sized ones, I mean. Six-siders. I think I could get about twenty five in there before I started choking
let's see how many of these blurbs for DIE RPG Backerkit will let through their quality control net
I mean it would be worse than either comics OR chips and dip, so fair play there
anyway, go click on it. Click on everything you can see on that page. If we throw enough engagement at this, money falls out, right?
Right?
(The competition is: if you do this maybe it'll unlock our next Stephanie Hans stretch goal. So it's not really a competition at all, and that's the sort of descriptive gumption that I admire in a producer)
If Dungeon Crawler Carl is going to rock up to Backerkit, we're determined to at pick at their leavings; we've spun up some cockamamie engagement bait in an attempt to capture some of that crucial "People who might buy things with a 'Dungeon' in the title" crowd
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/r...