Many people have children

SPIKE LEE IN THE POPE LEO “14” KNICKS JERSEY

Repenting for my sins (making a bit of music that sounds like pitchfork indie rock) by doing penance (making a dirty ass club beat)

Don’t know the context here but I do know that Palantir has deeply embedded itself in advancing one of the most regressive and backward cultures in human history

There’s no proof Donald Trump has ever been baptized

Got the new logo for my restaurant?
Yeah. Made it real fuckin Nazi just like you like it, Boss

I’m actually a fucking genius

Yep #Yup

At least it’ll finally take down the vice president

The victory arch is for us to triumphantly demolish when we erase this page of history from human memory

I’m going to reinvent men’s fashion

No I don’t think you fully take my meaning. I hate to phrase things so crudely but I have lately come to believe that the figure of Vance the cuckold is essential to the MAGA imagination

Yeah you’re right that the psychosexual thing might kick in with it

Yes I can. I lived through the pissing and shitting that resulted from a few weeks of chuds being asked to wear a face mask and not being able to hit on the teenage server at Applebees

Hey now

This is like the first warm evening we’ve had and I’m already demanding spring produce

Fuck it, we ranked the minor characters in the popular online children’s entertainment shows Ms Rachel and Danny Go

It’s about that time of year

I need some garlic scapes

Lmfao they got our Doug Wilson antichrist cabinet leadership reciting imagined gangster Quentin Tarantino prayers

I wrote a verse that sounds enough like pitchfork indie rock that I’ve been castigating myself for hours about it

More and more often now this is what the chatbot products are actually doing in the background when you prompt them

Im going to run for president just to fix this specifically

We used to have vice presidents in this country so fearsome and powerful you’d get Christian Bale to play them in a movie

It’s actually very funny that this clip of the vice president of the United States whining about the Pope is in front of no more than 2000 people in the heart of Georgia

@yankeepapist.bsky.social this you?

Ho ho ho

Turn on your computer monitor

LIVE from the VANCE CUCK CHAIR

Here’s the thing. The pictures of them look insanely fucking cool