I know Italy isn’t a great alternative, but like….

Pretty much I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt

I have GOT to stop saying y’all and holler, I refuse to assimilate in the south

Instagram adding music to posts is all fun and games until I wanna stalk who was tagged in a post at my work desk and poker face starts blasting from my phone

It’s 80 degrees outside I just wanna wear hoodies wtf

A whole year with my goofball

Chipotle is life

All my gay friends here work at Trader Joe’s