i know my true size,

not like the shape of my vessel
but like the size of my
conscious existence.

i want to be kind
to the smaller creatures.

i want the larger ones
to be kind to me.

i want those that
don't realize their size
to discover.

girl of ur dreams in your dreams had a wet nightmare about me. kissing her sloppy before chopping her dick off

I'm proud of all of you.

I don't think enough people here hear that enough.

Whether you're an artist or an author, a reader, theorizer, fan, gawker, lurker, whatever.

I'm proud of you for being here today.

I'm proud of you for reading these words.

I know it's not easy for any of us these days.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

Let's call this policy what this is.

It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs.

It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct.

It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

by popular demand. this project will be loose in a “ill make a batch of these when i feel like it” kind of way. is it porn? well it will have porn in it. and a lot of nonsequitur bullshit that i think is funny. anyway here is basically nothing.

#godpuppy

worst part of getting to know someone is when i tell them "im a pervert" and they go "omg me too" and i have to carefully gauge over the next month whether they are an actual capital P pervert like me or just like degradation and piss and will report me to the police for Thinking Immoral Thoughts

so cool that bsky is now just deciding to only load half the images on my feed. real cool.
im so fuckin tired of this shit

I'm beginning to despise the word 'valid'

the reason the US military is so powerful is not because every soldier in it is Dirk Slamchest or Punch Rockgroin but because of logistics. the US military can deploy a fully functional Burger King anywhere in the world in 24 hours. thats their real power and Hegseth has no clue about it

we all know I have no life, so:

What's the matter reply guy?
Afraid you might feel safe?

Riding a bike is one path toward radicalization in The War on Cars.

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

You will not see true justice through the established systems, or inaction

It's time to take your lives back from these wealthy pedophiles

Well, at least the BBC is covering this.

Illustration of a California newt in a pond full of plants and bubbles. Text says “i’d rather have a pond full of newts…”

Doodle of a gross ai data center spewing out pollution. Text says “… Than an ai data center”

Fellow San Jose/South Bay residents, ai data centers are coming for us, but we still have a chance to stop them!

Ilovesanjose.org has a petition and a prewritten email to send to the city council. Let’s stop them before they build anything.

the older we get the more we see signs of aging as acts of defiance

they can't diminish cute if they're earned like scars

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

This would be a perfect excuse for Mamdani to provide leadership and issue a demand to NYC hospitals that have withdrawn from gender care for youths.

Average Grindr interaction since reinstalling

good things can still happen

With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.

What a beautiful piece of writing from my boss, @brycetetraeder.bsky.social.

theonion.com/at-long-last...

a patch/sticker design in three colors (black, red, and green) depicting the icon of a woman containing a smaller icon of a woman containing a smaller icon of a woman, surrounded on both sides by "kid in a sheet" style ghosts. the text "SOULS AREN'T REAL BUT GHOSTS ARE" surround the figures

can't be a person. without some personshaped holes

credit cards are an insane thing where if you are a person who needs one to make purchases you wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford they are fiscal suicide but if you’re someone living comfortably within your means they’re a great way to rack up a good credit score & get some cash back on purchases

Yes it is

I love it

Everything that was a alt-right nazi talking point in the 2010-2016 era is now just a «young maga republican» talking point.

The words they use, the arguments, the way they speak. It’s all the same.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.