Panera: home of the greasy bagel

RETIRE BEFORE YOU DIE. JFC

Wow. $800k. Your shoes are worth more than that. You wipe your ass with $800k

NDT is a creepy sex pest

Oh well

You’re an asshole for this one

I mean, it is a bit remarkable that she’s almost 70 flailing around up there in front of teens who have no idea who she is. Some grandma with bad butt implants

That ai alright. If you think it through for two seconds it falls apart

Is this the announcement for the announcement!!

THERE’S GONNA BE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!

Hey, can I see your bloobs?

How do you wear a pocket square though? All spread out like that so it can be read?

With a fucking mullet too.

Joe Piscopo is a guy I’ve heard of my whole life, but when I get a look at him it’s like a jump scare. He’s a caveman. A strange relic of a time just before I was born where Frankenstein’s monster is a sex symbol?

BUY MORE SHIT: the account

Shut up

Radiohead suuuuuucks

Grass suuuuuucks

Jail was pre 2024 election

Now I just want him dead

I’d prefer cgi, but I’ll take it. Ferngully rules.

@murderxbryan.bsky.social

Goddamn

Sir, venom came from space. Leave me alone

NYT challenge: Be Bigger Losers

Is it supposed to be impressive that the team ‘worked through the night’ when they’re all over the world and for some of them it’s just daytime?

Vibe code ass broke ass site

Can I still say ‘dummy?’ Or is that a no no too?

I’m listening to the audio book of that right now

I’d rather walk

Ahhhh! So worth it!

6 months in jail WITH labor

That’s gonna suuuuuuck