More like a ripple - Sailors make waves.

Teaching them a script to "justify" shootings is a blatant part of that. "I was in fear for my life."

My only concern is that I might pull something celebrating too hard.

I got hit with local taxes when I moved to Ohio. They were sending me nastygrammes as soon as we missed a quarterly payment. 10 years is ... something.

Golly, zi never thought of that! Oh, wait - plenty of people work weekends, or have other obligations that prevent them spending as much time in the kitchen as they might want.

My doctor had a form your kid can sign that gives you permission to access their records. It's weird there's no option for that in your system.

How? Fuck us, that's how.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

It's kind of a "I set my own work hours and can spend as much time as I want making dinner" belief.

Just go be clear, the cognitive test in no way proves sanity.

Because he doesn't lead the bank yet. Give him a year and he'll have $10 billion.

"Ukraine Adventure Tours, your flight to excitement! Liability waiver required. BYOA. And another liability waiver, too."

You can't get better technobabble than "an electrical storm in space".

And the prevailing atmosphere of "don't make waves or you're fired" throughout the military has prevented COs from demanding the supplies they need. I mean there is plenty of food they could be supplying the squids with, it just takes logistcal forethought to get it to the ships before it's needed.

I've got to chalk this up to gross incompetence. It's not like DJT cares - he doesn't - but SecDef was dumb enough to believe Iran would be a cakewalk, so these units were not prepared and stocked to be on station for months (especially the carrier group that was already at the end of a deployment).

It's telling that in his madness, Donald Trump emulates Don Quixote by attacking a vital part of the machinery of civilization.

They then waddled off to recharge their ILBB.

Not possible. Big strong men - with tears in their eyes, no less - came up to him and said "Mr. President, Sir..." - maybe they meant "Cur"? - "...Trumpcare is the best, most amazing health plan! As long as we don't run out of Ivermentin-lubed blacklight buttplugs, we can survive anything!"

Oh oh oh! Is the spear guy spot available?

When I was growing up, every family "trip" was either to grandma's house or to a KOA campground.

That, and the JWST would have to get a little off course to take a picture of Jupiter from the far side. :)

Ah, "regulatory cuts". Because what we really need is a bunch of houses that will fall down in a stiff breeze, built on toxic landfill with lead pipes and lead paint to ensure more MAGA in the next generation.

To be fair, fighter planes crash a lot more often than passenger planes.

The next administration, if there is one, is not going to be bound by illegal executive orders from the current one. If they have any balls, they'll lock down every Trump property 1 minute into the new administration, and show that fucker what a "raid" really looks like.

Trump will be lucky of Iran doesn't own Mar-a-Lago by the time this is done.

No, Barron has a tragic hip condition caused by sitting on a fat wallet.

I'd like to remind all Trump staffers that if you are pardoned, you lose the ability to take the 5th when testifying about the offenses.
If you lie under oath - even regarding a pardoned offense - you are guilty of perjury and can be charged as such.

They ARE. They have the EXACT SAME morals. That is to say, none whatsoever.

Know anyone with a 3d printer? thingiverse.com/thing:2199801

Want to move forward? Clear the wreckage off the road.

However, I don't think of it as "revenge", because it's not, any more than any criminal sentenceing is revenge. These fuckers need to be put where they can't harm us, and they need to be stripped of their ability to ever harm us again.