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TONIGHT: I’m not stuck on the Big Blue Marble with YOU people…
MINDFUL WELLNESS
L I V E
RIGHT NOW!
With host @truehorror.bsky.social and our Heart’n’Soul @10000fleas.bsky.social
At twitch.tv/MindfulWellness
A loud cheer now that five Penguins are in the box lol
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IN 120 MINUTES: It’s Earth Day! We are SO pleased to share our big blue marble with all* of you!
*not actually all
MINDFUL WELLNESS
L I V E
Wednesdays 9PM Eastern
With host @truehorror.bsky.social and our Heart’n’Soul @10000fleas.bsky.social
At twitch.tv/MindfulWellness
The cartouche is supposed to* spell “Carol,” I believe
(*does not actually spell carol)
A photo of some graffiti that says ‘FISHTITS’, from an Instagram page for a graffiti removal company
Fish tits, fish tits
Roly poly fish tits
Fish tits, fish tits
Eat them up, yum
Tesla's FSD Hardware 3 will not achieve unsupervised self-driving, Musk admits at long last. The new one totally will though, for sure, any day now, and maybe Tesla will offer a discount on a new one.
NOW HE'S SAYING TESLA WILL BUILD MICROFACTORIES FOR CAMERA RETROFIT HOLY SHIT NO FUCKING WAY
Musk says they don't want an injury or accident in the "robotaxi" expansion, and says there hasn't been one so far... his wording is ambiguous, but there have been 14 documented crashes in Austin so far, including some with injuries, so he's just kinda saying stuff here
As always, there's no time like the present to wear a crown of antlers, disappear into a malevolent fog, and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.
If you're convinced you're successfully coping with daily life by using drugs and alcohol, try making an honest list of every substance you consume in a week, how much of each, how often, and what that all costs, then could you send it to me? I really think I'm getting close to making this work.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.
Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.
Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Only hours left to back a star-studded queer comics compilation all about the Afterlife www.kickstarter.com/projects/dea...
@rossholliday.bsky.social I’ve been trying to reply to your post with this gif for the past 3 hours
BORN TO APPLY
JOB MARKET IS A FUCK
Apply For Em All 2026
I am job man
410,757,864,530 JOB APPLICATIONS
Showing up to a rap battle, announcing that my name is "Reverse Uber, because I bring the bars to you" and walking off stage without rapping
I’ll give you controlling share of the stock when we make an IPO?
Ancestor of Leeroy Jenkins? 🤔
MY KINGDOM FOR A ZYRTECCCCCC
Seventeen thirty-eight 🫡
All-time banger
This is why we ALT text
A gel mono print. A drawing of a Chicago-style hot dog in bright colors. Floating over the hot dog is a flatly rendered gold crown. There is an orange circle behind the dog, orange squiggly deals radiating from the right and left sides, a black double-lined border filled with blue around the whole thing, and a pale yellow background.
Two girls (1: pink skin, dark hair, blue shirt, bird wings. 2: yellow skin, orange hair, red shirt, demon wings) are grimacing while pulling each others' hair. Below mid torso each girl disappears into one pair of woman's legs wearing fishnet stockings and garters, each leg colored to match one of the girls. Against the light yellow background, printed in gray, are various figures looking on in concern as well as further depictions of violent interaction. Large grungy sans-serif text at top, middle and bottom reads: Destroy Your Enemy
A gel monoprint. Printed in black - A nude woman with dark hair In a 60s flip style, body in profile to the viewer is turning her head to look at the viewer and pointing an index finger at her chest in a questioning manner. Mid-bust, her body morphs into a large human hand, propped up on all its fingers somewhat like Thing from The Addams Family. To the right of her head is a human skull. Printed in red- lines and dots radiate from the skull, and below it in dramatic lettering is the phrase "Why did you kill me?" And at the bottom on either side of the thumb of the large hand the words "Why was I ever born?" The background is a mottled pale yellowish and traces or red from the edges of the gel plate are seen around the edges of the print.
A difficult image to write alt text for. This is a collage of wrestling images, pagers, and random Japanese text. The two largest figures are both masked wrestlers inverted from each other. One wears a full-body gold suit, the other has striped white and orange pants, orange boots and a mask and is shirtless. Stripey is in what almost looks like a running pose, but upside down. He's being grabbed from behind by Goldie who is mostly upright. Honestly even the original photo was confusing. There's a smaller image imposed among these two of one wrestler smashing another's face with a huge drop kick. Smaller masked and caped wrestlers stand in the top left and bottom right. The colors are hot pinks, acid greens, orange, and gold.
Just finished doing something I should have done ages ago, which was put my gel prints up in my shop. Maybe buy some or all of them whydoncha.
octophant.us/gel-prints
The Nerd Inferno omnibus, out April 28th from Dark Horse Comics.
The out of print Eltingville Club collection
The out of print Milk & Cheese collection
The out of print Dork collection
ONE WEEK!
THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB is back in print!
MILK & CHEESE is back in print!
DORK is back in print!
In one big, bad clusterfuckathon 648-page omnibus of comics that have won 5 Eisner Awards, Two Harveys and an Ignatz.
NERD INFERNO! pub @darkhorse.com
It's real! It's $35! Beware! Prepare!
We spent all night reading comic books and we came to the consensus that we need some big fancy rubber boots to wear to the club in skintight leggings because thats what turns bitchez wit super powers on
DUUUUUUDE this is like giving me that adrenaline shot in Pulp Fiction
Rep. Ruiz: If Dr. Schwartz is confirmed as CDC director, will you commit to implement whatever vaccine guidance she issues without interference?
RFK Jr: I'm not gonna make that kind of commitment
Rep. Ruiz: Because you probably won't. You'll probably fire her.
Hi! If we get to 450 new contributions to Depresh Mode during the @maximumfun.org Drive, we can make Your Best Life In Hell. It's a limited series that recognizes the toll of current events on your mental health and how to live your best life despite that. Please pitch in!
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All hopped up on goofballs, zooted out of your gills
The most obvious difference between liberals and leftists is that liberals see Trump as an outlier to a system that is somewhat flawed but mostly works, and leftists see Trump as the logical conclusion of a system working exactly as it's been intended to work for the past 40 years.
