2025 checklist:

Eat healthier ❌

Sell multiple TV series ✔️

Kick a Nazi in the balls ❌ (but there's still time!)

I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.

I asked Grok a couple of questions.

I'm really surprised that Trump is covering it up. He's such a standup guy. I thought for sure he'd be like, "All right. You got me. I'm on the list. I did it. I'm ready for prison now".

For the six people who will see this, I just want you to know that Donald Trump is an F'ing liar.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

...What if they were, though? 👀

Thanks for the heads up! Deleting.

They're saying the Epstein files were in there.

This doesn't seem sus at all.

Blocking Trump's entry would be great. Short of that, let him in but make him get special permission. Let it be known that because he's a felon, he had to admit that he was before they'd let him in the country.

Fair point. But some people can't afford to quit their job(s) to go to the library to read two books a day. My tongue-in-cheek reply was for them.

Two books a day? In this economy?

Absolutely, yes.

A ★★★★★ review of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete (2013) I wrote this film. Of course I'm going to give it Five Stars!

My review of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete. #Filmsky

Ayeee... I'm just sayin'. 😉

What does a cheese grater sound like? Please record an audio example by saying, "The rain in Spain mainly falls on the plains."

⤵️ Check below for an "All Vampires Matter" post. ⤵️

I see some Bluesky users are doing that old 'follow thousands of people then unfollow them Twitter trick' to make their accounts seem bigger.

I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Bucks swept the Pacers but I'm just gonna say Bucks in Six out of respect for the nation.

#FearTheDeer

Man. George Soros is going to be broke after today.

LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith

Just because you're ordering airstrikes doesn't mean you're not hungry, I guess.

a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room . ALT: a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .

America watching intel officials lie to the Senate and get away with it.

After some cursory research, it seems Trump and Musk could be turning their supporters into Travis Bickle clones.

🍾🥂