it’s my birthday and it WILL be my last

#onepiece #ASL
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obsessed with sabo recently…not sure what it is…

Oooo, something is coming!

it hurts to swallow 😭

nephew and i both sick so he calls me “doctor harley” while i take care of him 😭

my favorite book series as a kid was bad kitty and i would cry reading it every time. i’ve known guilt since before i even knew the word 😭

nephew and i are both sick and it’s hard to breathe and coughing oh this is worse than the stomach flu

i’m freezing your bank account you addict

i wish ace would breastfeed me sigh…

i was gonna talk about sh*ta then i forgot we can’t talk about that here ://

law should fuck his unconscious patients. he saved their lives, least they could do is let him stick his dick in as a thank you

sabo’s the type to steal sex toys from the celestial dragons and give them to luffy. ethical taste of luxury or smth idk

ace: at least i don’t make luffy shit himself!

sabo: at least he’s willing to shit himself for me!

ace: 😢

ace tries to say he’s morally better than sabo because he doesn’t make him shit himself when really he’s jealous that luffy is willing to do more with sabo than him

i tweeted this before you thief

thought too much about it and my eye started twitching

no man in porn is hot. you think you’re gonna watch a good video and then here comes a creature from the black lagoon.

i think when shanks is drunk he’s like. bad at sex. like horribly bad. it’s painful, even if he’s the one taking it.

oh my god my friend just told me about how her lesbian friend got cheated on with 5 different guys 😭 may that PLEASE happen to my worst enemy please oh my god. SHE GOT BACK WITH HER TOO LIKE STAND UP 😭 even i’m not that desperate and it’s saying a lot

making satoru sick as hell cuz i hate him 😭 want him guilty and suffering

finally re-writing that stupid fucking goyuu fic god i hate them 😭😭

watching shows i haven’t watched in years like yeah. i’ll watch sherlock again and get obsessed with it. sure.

this all feels like those apps where you make fake tweets for social media au’s

maybe i’ll finish that roger and shanks but only after i stop being upset

The moan and gulp Satoru lets out is unnecessarily loud, echoing throughout the heated room and cutting through Yuuji’s self-mortification.

“Fuck, baby.” Satoru moans, pulling his fingers out of his own hole with an obscene squelch. “You taste so good.”

Yuuji’s hands clench into a fist at his side, not knowing where to put them. His whole body trembles as he experiences something he’s only ever dreamed about. The sight of Satoru’s pink, hallowed cheeks and his stretched hole makes Yuuji finish so embarrassingly soon.

“You’re so wet, baby.” Satoru moans, swallowing the tip as his eyes roll back at the weight on his tongue. He looks positively whorish, fingering his own ass as he sucks on the biggest cock he’s ever taken.

“Good.” A dopey grin is on Satoru’s face before he can help it. “I’ll make it so good for you. Let me have a taste, yeah?” He doesn’t even wait for Yuuji to respond. Instead, he slaps the tip against his lips, a tiny spurt of pre-cum drooling out.

“N-no…no one’s…” Yuuji covers his face with his hands, trying to hide his mortification.

“Say it.” Satoru practically begs, his hand already stroking Yuuji’s hefty cock. The boy’s hips stutter and thrust right into Satoru’s fist.

“No ones ever touched me before…”