Stock product photo of a 12-can pack of Dirty Mountain Dew Cream Soda Dew. The box is a golden piss color with green accents. The box art depicts mountains, a waterfall, and large dollops of what is probably cream.
I can't believe they are selling dirty soda now. We can't let the Mormon Zoomers win. Obviously I have to try it.
50/50 blend? Sounds like it's equal parts 50. One half 50, one half 50. It's 100% 50. What kind of blend is that?
Kushtopia! had me laughing my ass off nonstop for the whole hour
Why am I Invalid Handle?
YOUR MOM IS INVALID HANDLE!
www.youtube.com/shorts/IeUXg...
Massachusetts / Mass of Cheez-Its
I feel like there's some kind of marketing opportunity here for Mars Inc / Kellanova (via Sunshine Biscuits)
Wow, they were right about Sunday drivers. wth
You have to sign in now to read user reviews on IMDB???? wtf
Bing banner "Turn Earth Day art into points. Create feel good images and pick up 20 points. Try Bing image creator" shown with an image of the Earth in a sickly yellow-green mix and blue oceans, and some kind of bad mosaic filter
Bing wants me to use AI to generate an image to celebrate Earth Day...
(extremely Billy Joel voice):
🎵 Sing us a song, you're the rice cooker! 🎵
Please book Dr. Sweetchat to record the new countdown numbers 🙏
What is Tax and why are we celebrating it today? Sorry if this is ignorant
Nintendogs? How about Ninelevendogs
Bieber is taking heat for his YouTube video performance at Coachella. But like, the whole festival is a YouTube production--streaming and posting all of it on YouTube.
So, you kinda have to think that maybe he was hand-picked to do exactly this performance with YouTube
I've never seen "Cool Hand Luke" but I assume it's a Star Wars spinoff chronicling Luke Skywalker's first year with the robot hand
eXpERiEnCinG iNtErRuPtiOnS??? fiNd oUt wHYyy!!!
Zendaya is Meechee
The Mid-Ass Touch
I tried growing my own sprouts and all week while they were sprouting I've been thinking about having them on a sandwich. The sandwich was fine.
Geoguessr? More like Bollardidentifier
[pushing all of my chess pieces to the center of the board]
"All in"
You should have a separate Thermos dedicated for coffee or soup. You can't use the same Thermos for either.
I have a take. Where's that engagement bait post so I can quote post it with my take?
Streaming services should let you block shows/movies/actors
Desperately poring over every new moon photograph looking for any strange shadows or aberrant pixels upon which to structure new alien conspiracy discourse
SC = South Carolina
NC = North Carolina
DC = Dourth Carolina
Digital drawing of the president at a podium in front of a red curtain, flanked on both sides by American flags. He is in deep shadow and scowling. A caption at the bottom reads: "I'm noticing many subtle and subversive accessories signifying defiance and protest against me. It's very cruel and unfair. I will not forget. You will be DESTROYED!" It is in reference to the milquetoast activism planned to be performed by members of the White House Correspondents' Association at their next annual dinner.
I'm a political cartoonist now.
Mary-Kate & Ashley
in
Chekhov's FUN!
The Chain Smokers??? LOOOOOL
Crazy that McDonald's is literally selling "Demon Sauce" and they're not being picketed every day by angry religious groups.