hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action
i think every job application should let me infodump about my favorite games
my neurodivergency SHOULD be rewarded with a 401k and dental
@Nemzsi thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold
what people sound like when they say i asked claude
peaceful looking kitty with airpods, a red arrow points to the airpod with the text "music that sounds like a garbage disposal"
suddenly understand why so many devs are into breakcore, i dont think ive ever been more productive in my life
BREAKING NEWS 🚨
RIP to the less-than-professional GDC pictures that didnt make the linkedin post💔
Small note. Mass layoffs like these are also a tactic to devalue the work because workers become more desperate while companies create false scarcity.
Do not, ever, forget your worth. Don’t let them win.
You make this industry exist. They don’t.
as soon as i became a freelancer my sleep schedule became significantly more dogshit. i think that comes with the territory, though
Hi!! One of those narrative design follow starter-packs got some traction and now we're here. Nice to meet you :)
my billionaire told me the economy keeps eating his game studios so I asked how many game studios he has and he said he just goes to the free market and gets a new game studio afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding game studios to shareholders and then his linkedin started crying
Hello!! I think a bunch of narrative designers are getting connected thanks to a new follow starter-pack. Nice to meet you!
can confirm: not shit person, very much do narrative (a lot)
get me in there!!!
doing that obligatory post-gdc post the same day as the epic games layoffs makes me physically unable to be all linked-in filtered, for better or worse
right now most of our placeholder text is "I AM PLACEHOLDER, HEAR ME ROAR"
all caps stupidity tends to stand out
By the way: I'm Katy, a Freelance Narrative Designer, Game Writer, & Editor!! ✏️🎮
I make sure your barks, codex entries, and dialogue are impactful, consistent, and communicate exactly what you intended to your players. 💻
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i love it so much when students reach out to me after gdc bc theyre interested in narrative!! YESSS.... JOIN US....... JOIN NARRATIVE WE'RE SOOO COOL AND SEXY..........
trying to be badass in pathfinder and stuttering is a pain unlike any other
anyone have any game studio recs outside of the united states??
no reason…..
over an HOUR for the initial clone and it FAILS AT 76% BE SERIOUS
first time using github and my computer is already staging a rebellion
Remember kids: the real GDC is every hotel bar in a three-block radius around GDC.
whats the max amount of coffee a human can stand bc according to my heartrate rn im getting very close
Noita Game Over screen with a strange, spidery monster in the background of the menu.
noita is great, but im very happy i got a game over before i had to encounter Whatever That Fucking Thing Is
*holds finger up to wind* finals season....
at that point in the semester where all of my professors sound like charlie browns parents to me
the voice in your head telling you to "just add one more feature thatll fix it" is the devil don't listen to it
ive been complaining about october not being cold enough to be considered "cozy spooky szn" but now that its cold enough im already ready for it to be warm again
I've started a pack for people doing cool or innovative stuff with game narrative. I'll keep adding to it as I remember more amazing games. And as more creators join Bluesky go.bsky.app/8kmdXpP
Working across time zones be like