This is now the official boobs theme

"The Juvenile Males Have Arrived Once Again Within The Municipality" by Narrow Elizabeth

Gotta be one of my favorite classic rock standards tbh

A collage of small drawings

#pixelart #art #ドット絵 #ピクセルアート

Person looking at TES games says "through hard work good can overcome evil". The nessage going over their head says "you can kill god".

"The Juvenile Males Have Arrived Once Again Within The Municipality" by Narrow Elizabeth

Gotta be one of my favorite classic rock standards tbh

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

[Brain thread/WARN]: Can't keep up! Are your thoughts overloaded? Running 604800000ms or 12,096,000 ticks behind

oh yeah I have a show tonight. I'm opening! gonna play a bunch of deep house and weird electronic stuff!

That album felt like it was written directly to me, asking me personally to let love in and stop holding myself to unfair standards, to stop chasing dreams that were never truly my own. Its release coincided with a spiritual awakening that would reach its peak in the following months.

I needed it.

"Persona" by half•alive

It had a massive influence on my music style, & its themes of ignoring uncomfortable truths (Automatic), chasing fame at the cost of your own soul (Nobody), & choosing individualism over letting in help from loved ones (Lie, Lie) speak to many of my most deeply-held values.

You know, I hadn't even considered this. This is very enlightening and I appreciate your insight.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states.

DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand.

My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases.

DOJ is now 0-5.

My firm is 5-0.

Lesson: When we fight we win.

"Enough of that 'woke' shit, let's talk about the DOW" will always be one of my least favorite political trends.

Pipes (Windows 98)

hey you smell like someone who regularly refers to the singers of your favorite bands by their first names despite never having a personal relationship with them (complimentary)

it’s ok, i think trent, gerard, and/or chester would understand. can i buy your next round of. um. monster energy drink

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Claude, please fix the Bluesky backend code. Don't include any errors or incorrect fixes for real this time!!!!

(What I imagine someone at the Bluesky headquarters has been typing all morning)

A graphic of the beloved old Twitter Fail Whale. Except instead of being held aloft over an orange ocean on strings held by little birds it is little white butterflies. Text above the graphic reads: Bluesky is all fucked up again. Not because we are distracted wedging in more AI no one wanted. Probably it was something you did.

bumper sticker design, a childlike drawing of woodland animals dancing together in a very simplistic sunny open field. paired with the text "we're animals that dance & sing & tell stories / we're not meant to live alone in concrete boxes"

idea for a new bumper sticker. is this anything

A graphic of the article headline, with the logo for People at the top followed by the headline, "EXCLUSIVE: singer Gaelynn Lea as people assume she must be miserable because of her disability: 'I have an awesome life'. Then there is a picture of of Gaelynn Lea playing her violin on a stage at the bottom of the graphic

Woo-hoo!!! 🥳 Thank you SO MUCH to People Magazine for writing about my memoir, the perception of disability, and my music! I am so excited that the book is finally out in the world... Thank you to the many lovely people who are helping to spread the word! ❤️

Read it here: people.com/singer-gaely...

I'm hoping so, but "we've already decided we can't afford to pay the existing staff" feels a bit sus. They'd better be getting some damn good severance packages :P

"Nah you don't have to close down for being union-busting pieces of trash! We'll just bail you out and fire everyone *for* you. :)"

Fuck you, Post-Gazette. If you're gonna persist, you'd better start improving under this new management…but I'm not holding my breath. -_-

prion behavior

People keep pointing to all sorts of things, but I think a pretty good metric is what does retirement look like? Being able to imagine a future is pretty important

READ *BOOKS THEY DONT WANT YOU TO READ, Thật's •Where THE GOOD STUPP TS. -LEVAR BURTON written on a t shirt

Start with Foundations of Leninism & Blood in my Eye.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

[Golfing]

Me: What club should I use?

Caveman caddie: Depends on the situation. Are you trying to smash a rival cheiftan or a saber-tooth tiger?