Offer him the Nobel Peace Prize to be bestowed within 24 hours of him resigning the Presidency. Simple really

The Melania Trump statement screams “prepared statement” used in police station interviews when the lawyer wants to put something specific on record but doesn’t want any follow on questions (scrutiny). Almost certainly drafted by a lawyer

I’m not sure you do him justice Otto. He is far more (less) than that

He is in for a shack when he hears about the Pope’s public gatherings.

I have no doubt the Courts will find plenty of “exceptional circumstances “ warranting immediate custody. In any event our “Regulars” are generally incapable of staying out of trouble for 12 months!

@mrjamesob.bsky.social some people work in Dubai because that is where the work is. The tax provisions are a by product and are seen as in some way off setting the things you lose out on eg friends and family. Just saying!

Rabbit, they’re always shaped like a rabbit!

He’s busy catching up with Godot

Is there a German word for “ the people who voted for the Tangerine dream may finally be confronted with the consequence of their choice but it is a very high price to pay”?

Hang on Otto this is earth shattering. The residents of Oxford and Cambridge will have to get broadband (which may accidentally result in them entering the 21st century).

@nickferrarilbc.bsky.social have you no shame? You criticise the PM for being weak when Rubio has conceded USA attacked Iran because Israel was going to. Trump is Netanyahu’s poodle, good on our PM for sticking to principles. Seems not everyone has learned the lessons of Iraq.

@nickferrarilbc.bsky.social complaining about MP’s salary. Which according to sources is about 1/8th of what he earns…

I think you’ll find it’s Trump that has peed all over the “special relationship “.

Notes written in green ink..

I read an article by a vet (sorry I can’t find it) that said “ball launchers are bad for dogs” apparently the distance and regularity of being able to launch balls causes joint problems.

Reform the party of All Talents. How long before The Lettuce joins them!

Presumably the big take away is that Farage will be n the HoC, headline news indeed

In Criminal law regular clients are as bad, “I’used you since I was 14 so why can’t you do this one for free?”

Can’t wait to see the high street candy stores being replaced by snail farms!

Currently struggling with the “young age as a defence” thing. Discussing which Chess comp you won age 14 is a heinous crime. But spouting the most vile anti semitic abuse in your teens is ok?

Beautiful. 👌

Finding a babysitter on a Saturday can be really difficult

I fought the slaw…and the slaw won

Exhibit B in the Birthday card case?

Wow cutting edge satire

So far 2 “furriners” have been involved with Farage, what has he got against the BRITISH?!

Nothing says d
“Defending democracy” quite as well as a mask and a paunch.

Zen and the art of the balance bike

Now we know why Trump wouldn’t say a bad word against her. Probable Pardon incoming!

Don’t get too sniffy I give you “Piddletrenthide”