anyone who ever took "the male loneliness epidemic" seriously is a fool and a mark, cos every single so-called "incel" is some brickwit motherfucker who thinks folks' mental health, lived experiences, and personal ideals are a fuckin dating sim sandbox to test his manosphere theories in

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

Insane little thing on antiques roadshow

an image that reads "your butthole is thought about"

positive affirmations to send to your homies

Screenshot of a blank profile for why.bsky.team with the icon blurred, posts hidden, and a banner saying "User Blocking You." For context, this is one of the vibe-coding devs for this site, mostly famous for gloating about vibe coding immediately before a series of outages (caused by bluesky doxxing itself), and also destroying a phone by "dipping" it in a swimming pool because it was overheating in the sun.

Look, I've never been one of those "ha, they blocked me, I win" kind of people, until now.
I think being on the "AI Haters" blocklist is a pretty big win.

"chatgpt can I cool my hot phone off by throwing it in water"
"No, it is usually a bad idea to put electronics in water."
"but water is cool and surely these things are waterproof"
"Great point, you should definitely throw your hot phone into the water to cool it off!"

The people who run this site being mad it’s full of anti-AI folks who are in no small part queer/artists/weirdos is so funny. Who do you think makes the internet cool to be on??? “Ugh, I’m trying to enjoy my flower! I wish all these bees would stop getting in the way!”

It would seem that the Democrats are offering Alan Dershowitz's recently vacated post of 'Head Ghoul' to Tucker Carlson.

The tent is big enough to include the man almost singularly responsible for the rise of Donald Trump but not anyone left of Elizabeth Warren lmao

"Do you have a favorable or unfavorable view of Hasan Piker?"

Unfavorable: 15%
Favorable: 7%

Never Heard Of/Have No Opinion: 79%

Echelon / April 2026

A screenshot of a poem reading: Respectability Schmectability All my friends are whores and ruffians This is the undeniable truth: We are the people in the corners We are proud to be thieves and sluts You wave your rainbow flags Complacent in the shadow Of acceptance —marginal Of tolerance —conditional I reckon you forgot the truth: That all my friends live in the corner And one day, so may you Maxi Molina

I don't usually share my poetry, but this one from last year is just evergreen every time a new payment processor censorship bullshit pops up

Honestly I bet it slaps

Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.

good morning bugs and mushrooms, today we're going to work together to decompose this big log i found

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

We're up to 9,344 now! That was a big chunk of people, but it'll need to go up a bit faster to make it in time! Hurry!!!

come on man.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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Hell, if I were pushed I guess I'd have to say that, in one situation or another, I do like all three of those things

Sandra Bullock voices her support for The Mechanical Turk

"It’s here. We have to observe it. We have to understand it. We have to lean into it. We have to use it in a really constructive and creative way, make it our friend."

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EU: The European Union will require sale of mobile phones with “user-replaceable and longer-lasting batteries” starting in 2027.

The regulation demands “availability of spare parts and manuals for 10 years to curb planned obsolescence”.

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

I'm so fucking tired of the world constantly suffering because a bunch of morons make all their decisions around pleasing the imaginary friends they're told about in books written by long-dead guys that never knew more about the world than a below-average ten-year-old.

Wild to see them act like they can't possibly care about anything else because battling conversion therapy takes all their time, while cozying up to someone that literally uses the name of the guy that invented conversion therapy as her alter ego.

They escaped

PHOTO BY @torriblewolf.bsky.social 💙

(Any furbowl or uproar pics of this fucker send them to ME)

Netflix's Charlie VS the Chocolate Factory starring Kit Connor and Taika Waititi is somehow a real movie

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I've been having really bad thoughts, dark thoughts lately. Really sick and fucked up thoughts. But what keeps me going is knowing that they'll always and forever be spending billions of dollars making movies about how hard it is to be a straight white guy with powers

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furry artists who have been doing nothing but a niche kink comic hosted on their own site for the last 12 years suddenly opening comms