Marathon is... idk i havent played it and i dont really want to but you get the idea

“the board of misdirectors won’t see you now”

you dejectedly head down to your cubicle.

the elevator doors open, they’re all crammed around a tiny conference table inside

im being called a shortstack dollgirl with a pleasant disposition but not sure any of those are true

Believe it or not: this IS a vent post

What's a girl gotta do to get groped around here

we are writing a short ficlet about a runner in a thief shell who has its optic cable bundle shot out while it is using the butterfly drone, stick watching through those sensor feeds as it bleeds out against a wall

At a certain point in life people stop asking you about your favourite colour and that's very misleading given how much pleasure and gratification there is to be had in committing to a colour scheme

Fanart of God-Queen Marika from Elden Ring. Marika is nude except for some golden jewelry, and sitting astride a comparatively small tarnished warrior below her. Sunlight streams into her bedchamber, and illuminates the lower half of her body but cuts off leaving her face in shadow. Behind her head, the runes of the Elden Ring burn golden and luminous. Marika is riding the tarnished, placing one bracing hand on their chest and cradling one of their hands in the other. The tarnished is clearly smitten, and hanging on for dear life. Dialogue: Impudent Tarnished... By this thy plan to... "Fix me?"

Many may say that Queen Marika is a ruthless theocratic tyrant, responsible for untold war crimes and the ruin of her world.

But have you considered that big lady pretty? 🥺

For Breaker:

Imagine a slick spy. Immaculate suit and tie, cuff links, perfectly shined dress shoes.

Now make her a tall butch dyke with short, perfectly groomed blond hair, steel gray eyes and a stare that makes you feel like you want to faint.

Got it?

Now, add fucking muscles and CQC expertise

snake thoughts on the mind. oughh it needds to tightly wrap around someone so bad. not to constrict or kill or anything but just. big snake hug...

I should try my muzzle on again this week it's been a while.....

Women being served like wine at a ritzy restaurant

I believe you'll love this 2004 vintage; full-bodied but tasteful, still wide-eyed and ripe. Notice the subtle freckling across the shoulders and cheeks.

Please, sample to see if it's to your liking. Wonderful floral notes on the lips, no?

Acromatic rush saying “kill for mommy” in Marathon

Marathon was really made for the t4t girlies

EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO IT ALL OF THE TIME ALWAYS

Giwtwm

idk what it says about me that this makes her hotter

You're making it sound so tempting,,, 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Ough 👍

i like bluesky because you can totally remove the discovery / algorithm aspect. maybe it's old fashioned but i have zero interest in venturing outside of who i'm following unless it's in a specialized feed like my otd one. i don't need to hear about what total strangers are thinking about

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Refusing to wear a british or canadian military uniform as a point of national pride
Unless a girl would give me a webley to go with it. Then maybe i'd put up with the humiliation

Close up of a marble statue showing carved roses, a womans hand transfixed with pain, clutching a cloth in her fingers and a snake wrapped around her forearm

Woman bitten by a serpent.
Clesinger
1848

Tru tbf

Yeah but highkey every military has done heinous shit which makes it rough regardless

I do have an m1 garand, an m1 carbine, and a few mosins, so i can match weaponry to most kits well enough i think. Nothing german but i'm not exactly crying over that (ok maybe a luger would be neat but otherwise no.)

I really want some surplus military uniform but an old american one is lame and anything else feels kinda larp..... ugh....

sounds like an awesome time

like i put this all on myself i didn't even have to be broken into it i mean like. i guess it was The Trauma but i mean more like the hot scary women didn't even have to work i was just there like hello my sword is yours if you want it please want it

fucked up thing is im like this not because my free will has been broken and subjugated but because im desperate to matter enough to be of service which is way more embarrassing than if i was this wild thing raging against captivity