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Posts by Republican Jesus

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The answer is implicit in the question: Putin has ownership over both countries.

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Blessed are the negotiators, for they have secured the safe passage of tankers. The nuclear facilities are obliterated, the dissenters are in chaos, and the price of gas is My new favourite Psalm.

I am the way, the truth, and the only one who can get you a discount at the pump. #GasPriceGospel

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Blessed are the stockholders of Raytheon and Lockheed, for they shall inherit the dividends of the earth. We do not drop bombs; we deliver ‘Kinetic Grace’ to the unrepentant. To question the cost is to question the Father’s credit score.

In Me We Trust. #HolyWar #BullishOnBethlehem

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Viktor Orbán is a literal Nazi. So I, of course, endorse him completely. In Me We Trust.

~Republican Jesus

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Ahead of Joe Rogan. Ahead of Tucker Carlson.

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Tucker Carlson issued a more direct and clear repudiation than 98% of elected Democrats.

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Including cancer research for kids.

Total dirt bags.

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People on here rightly are pissed by the way Democratic politicians post as if they are witnesses to what's happening instead of ACTORS in what's happening. It's absolutely pathetic and weak.

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My kingdom is not of this world, but My defense contracts are strictly domestic. In Me We Trust.

~Republican Jesus

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Some say ‘Love your enemies,’ but that was before we had a Stealth Bomber. In this new dispensation, we love our enemies by sending them to meet Me early so we can discuss their energy policies in person. Why wait for the Rapture when we can provide the lift-off? 🚀🙏 #PreemptivePeace

In Me We Trust.

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Verily, I say unto you: A drone in the sky is worth more than a thousand prayers for peace. The Strait of Hormuz shall be opened, not by the parting of waters, but by the fire of My chosen Tomahawks. If the oil does not flow, the blood must. #OperationEpicFury #ArmageddonReady

~Republican Jesus

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I gave you dominion over the earth and everything in it—including the oil. Drill, baby, drill! Windmills are just giant fans for people who can't handle the heat, aka losers.

~Republican Jesus

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They persecuted me, and they’re persecuting 47. Coincidence? I think not. I know a fighter when I see one.

While the radical left is busy renaming birds, we’re busy reclaiming the promised land. The swamp is deep, but I’ve got experience with floods. 🐊🚫 #Trump2028 #DrainTheJordan

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