I feel sad today but ya know what I’m looking forward to???

Tomodachi Life yall. This game has got me in a chokehold.

a person is frosting a cookie in the shape of a heart with a pink frosting cone . Alt: a person is frosting a cookie in the shape of a heart with a pink frosting cone in lesbian pride colors !!!

Lesbians….are you feeling visible ???? You’re visible TO ME !!!!

It was a messy rehearsal y’all and I definitely have lingering anxiety from the stress but we got it done and I am proud of the kids.

Squidward dabbing

I didn’t die!

Just found out I’m running rehearsals by myself today with 60 kids in a much smaller rehearsal space than normal. Hope I don’t lose my mind!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳🤟

Hey is this guy bothering you, queen?

a white cat is surrounded by red hearts Alt: a white cat is surrounded by red hearts

Sending you quick healing vibes!

NOOO! Diva down! I hope you’re okay 🫶

Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette looking so over it

“Toss your hair in a bald”

Happy thursdee

Bluesky is being so hot and cold today that I started to think it was my ex.

bob 's burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers bobs burgers Alt: Tina belcher throwing it back and the text reads happy birthday

Oh my gosh!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🤟🤟🤟

I’m dead! That’s so accurate!

Oooohh I just heard… 🙊

Thank you! I know! I refuse to believe it was anything other than boobies! 😤

Just learned on @reidie.com stream that in the hit song “When I Grow Up” by The Pussycat Dolls the lyric is actually “I wanna have groupies” and NOT “I wanna have boobies” !!!!

Yall I’m actually baffled by this!!!

I realized I have bad carpal tunnel which is what has been causing me pain in my hand and arm. (I’m dealing with this while currently drunk)

GORGEOUS

Lovely chair, stunning pillow, and gorgeous diva.

How exciting FeiFei!! 🫶

Ziggy on the left, Eleanor on the right

Happy Caturday to my daughters, Ziggy and Eleanor

ClueFinders Search & Solve Adventures: The Phantom Amusement Park

This is your 31 minute reminder! Saturday Morning (relative) Cartoons resume today! We are playing ClueFinders Search & Solve Adventures: The Phantom Amusement Park!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!

twitch.tv/hay_ree

Maternal

LOVE the makeup

Me when I want the audience to experience a scary mummy

Mortified that I made a circumcision joke with my coworker, who’s 38, not realizing until too late that our other coworker, who’s 16, could hear me and was staring directly at me looking deeply uncomfortable 😫😫

Trixie Mattel and Trixie Mattel

Trixie Mattel and Trixie Mattel

Trixie Mattel and Trixie Mattel

Trixie Mattel and Trixie Mattel

Trixie cant come to the phone right now…… why? Oh… cos we ate her 🙊🙊🙊🙊

ANCESTRY - with a picture of Joe and a picture of Haley. -Joe & Haley are cousins -Gay -Hats -From the South -Usernames start with "H" -Platoon -Just look at them -It's bc I thought they were cousins for a long time okay

Ancestry, 23&Me, and the FBI have confirmed that @halfmoonjoe.com and @hay-ree.bsky.social are cousins!!!
See also:
-Both British
-Both streamers
-Cousin-esque interactions
-Why do they wear hats??? It's to hide their KINSHIP!

Coincidence??? I THINK NOT!!!!