Timeline for illegal war in Iran

I was just reading something online and the author referred to Stephen Miller as “Pee-Wee German” and I can’t stop thinking about it.

Home made Tom Yum soup success.

Are they gonna fuck?

I think I was at that concert…..

What if, hear me out, the guy steps slightly to his right and DOESN’T blast the lady three times in her face? That would’ve been so much better.

Mentally stunted MAGA mouth breathers coming to argue why she had to die in 3…2…1….

Where is the NRA and their guns who promised to fight tyranny?

Now would be a good time and for the right reason.

Every few years I forget that eating food from Taco Bell is like eating moldy feces from a dead buffalo’s ass and I pop in there again.

Duly reminded. See you again in 5 years Taco Bell.

Why Do Republicans Dislike Mail In Ballots So Much?!?

If it's safe to mail tax returns, social security checks, draft registrations, drivers licenses, passports, and prescription drugs, it's safe to mail a ballot to every voter.

I hate when I wake up and it’s still Sacramento outside.

We’re just stealing oil tankers from other countries now. #murica

Hey, when does the annual war on Christmas start and where do I report for duty?

Happy Holidays!

“Pass the mashed potatoes Aaron!”

Me every Thanksgiving:

Happy Subjugate the Natives Day!

Airplane etiquette: when you’re stuck in the middle seat you get the armrest. Both of them.

Radiohead is meh.
Fight me.

#nokings
Sacramento

Sacramento

Hot take: Cholula is way better than Tapitio and it’s not even close.

And it’s a pretty frightening place to be.

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

All this chaos, just to keep the Epstein files under wraps.

@RepNancyMace X.com We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same.

when a killer isn’t the leftie you hoped for

This is not the trans POC we were promised. Now what? Should we ban Mormonism? Ban Christianity?

How about…….gun control?