Greek Orthodox painting of St. George on horseback slaying a dragon with a long spear / lance. There is a 1/3 size maiden riding behind him.
Happy St. George’s Day to everyone but especially the tiny maiden on horseback in this painting
Damn crooked Councilor. Some men rob you with a sword; others rob you with a goose quill pen.
every single time we drive by the coast in Oceanside or Carlsbad i point and yell “salt marshes” like i saw horses
A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.
GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂
The Wikipedia article “Meaning of life” has been edited 10,713 times in its 25 year existence, and 23% of those edits have been reverted as vandalism. One common pattern is for vandals to delete the entire article and replace it with a single line. I collected some examples from the old days:
we all know I have no life, so:
Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.
youtu.be/eZgfZG1neA4?... zoo wee MAAMAA
i found this quest by accident when i first played Oblivion & got stuck because i didn’t know how to lower the difficulty (or play video games effectively for that matter)
WR & DB scuffling 40yds away from the football.
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
when i was a kid i watched Pee Wee’s Big Adventure & was convinced Large Marge was going to hunt me down and kill me
my wife’s 5th favorite movie of all time
on a quasi related note i gotta see that Daniel Day Lewis movie he made with his boy
the only nepo babies i’m ok w/ are Adam Sandler’s daughters b/c he gives everyone he knows a movie so it’s more normalized i guess
MILK. man i love Kefka.
kefka palazzo sitting coquettishly
I need you to leave now.
saw a biker getting a ticket while wearing a “only gay cops give me tickets” jacket
“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys
they released a Steve Austin soap and it smells exactly like my grandpa’s house back in 2002. old cigarettes and natty light and pert all in one. who the hell thought this was a good product
i had and still have a yearning for romantic comedies of all varieties as long as they’re Actually Good. like im not gonna lie, My Big Fat Greek Wedding is one of my all time favorites. idek it’s just nice
when i was 14 i saw the movie How Do You Know in theaters and i think it was the first time i hated a movie
i remember a MBMBaM episode from like 10 years ago where they make fun of Griffin for sleeping in a pillow suit and i laughed but i shouldn’t because now i have to do the same thing
my MIL thought Venus was a spy drone
Two chickadees sit on a branch, one says: "Whoa! Look!" indicating a light in the sky over the horizon. The other one says: "Pretty!" The first one says "Do you think that's Venus or just a bright star?". The second one looks nervous, stumbling "Oh... uh... yeah it's probably Bemus"
Venus
they finally released turn based mode for Pillars of Eternity 1 so it’s my annual reminder that everyone who likes CRPGs should play PoE 1 & 2. they’re v good and fun
they would provide infinitely more value and we wouldn’t have to hear about an API ever again
