Hamnet: Tron but with pigs

It’s fucking fantastic, btw

Whyyyy does the Heated Rivalry narrator sound exactly like Patrick Warburton

I just need to get famous enough for someone to take my muppet movie suggestions seriously

The right to free speech is not party dependent

I love when a fantasy novel introduces two rival countries and they immediately boil down to Scotland vs. England

Breaking News: Cat with own shit stuck to ass disgusted by human presence

Usha Vance has pro-severance vibes

I bet they say they’re waiting on line instead of in line

Ok that made me laugh

Where the fuck was the “That’s that me, Nespresso” campaign this summer?!

If you cannot create or destroy matter, where does it go? #animorphs

Are people with cyanide teeth allowed to eat caramel apples?

LOVING this year’s Christmas hit “Santa I’ll do anal for a new car”