Bioengineered foodstuffs in my -GASP!- NATURE VALLEY?!?!! (clutches pearls, swoons)

Gaetz = An Osmond from Temu. I said what I said.

Lemon curry?

So, did everyone get here OK?

Why do minivans always look so unbearably smug from the back?

I have become an Gumby. MY BRAIN HURTS.

IT’LL HAVE TO COME OUT!

If there’s a nicer “fall” sound than rain off your chimney flashing while you’re inside all cozy, I’ve never heard it.

Why is it that people picking up free stuff NEVER DO IT ON TIME?! I have better stuff to do than wait and I can’t move my car until I unload this thing, jackwad. No good deed…

Howls of derision. HOWLS. OF. DERISION.

@hielanlass.bsky.social I can’t stand up for falling down…

I thought they’d called BS on this stuff ages ago - or maybe that was a cough med I read about.

Alto (she intoned deeply) 😆

BURMA!
(I panicked.)

FLASH FLASH I LOVE YOU

Ease down, Ripley. You’re just grinding metal. Ease down.

(This week needs nuked from orbit.)

Salutations! What’d I miss?