The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.
it's sooo endearing. every game ive played that people have called a dad game is always, like, "having a child is a burden unlike no other and these challenges teaches me they are human just like me"
pragmata is nonstop "oh a kid is an endless font of surprises, new experiences, and joy"
Pragmata isn't a dad game.
God of War isn't even a dad game -- it's a sad-dad game. Those are different.
Dad games are games about labor, menial tasks, or the minutae of war.
Flight Simulator. Hearts of Iron.
joe you tried to eliminate the department of education in the 90s
From: Citizen Harold (1971), dir. Hugh Foulds, National Film Board of Canada
Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.
*talking to teenage militant atheist self*
current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church
teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government
current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one
When I say that this is a triumph, I am not referencing an old video game, I am speaking specifically of this, the Philadelphia Trip arc of Swan Boy.
Four headlines in which Marjorite Taylor Greene, Tucker Carolson, Piers Morgan, and Alex Jones condemn Trump for his genocidal threats to Iran.
Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters
This is very good.
Tweet screenshot goblin boy @swinginparteigh Luke sky walker did not wear black velvet and the Chanel boots to the sarlac pit just for JJ Abrams to say that someone else is gonna be the first gay in starwar. Don't worry mr. sky walker. I saw your Chanel boots. 6:43 AM - 12/4/19 • Twitter for iPhone 8,411 Retweets 41.7K Likes
Thinking about this tweet
Goddamn right they're funded. Don't let that stop you getting your hands on what is sure to be the best TTRPG you'll ever have the pleasure to experience.
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
A Japanese ad with movie poster vibes for Parasite Eve. It's got Eve and various scenes and locations from the game behind her next to a close-in render of Aya's face.
A gameplay snap of Aya in her evening gown at the opera, gun drawn from the seats, and just about to yeet the guy next to her, her useless excuse of a date.
A Nomura illustration of Aya pointing a pistol at the viewer, a determine look on her face and the hint of a snarl.
A crt tv screenie of the intro with a blue glow background and a render of Aya's face. The worst foe lies within the self...
Psst! Listen! Your cells are communicating with you! And they're telling you that it's the 28th anniversary in Japan of the release of Square's cinematic RPG: PARASITE EVE.
This is such an amazing game. One that stands out pretty uniquely in the Square catalogue at what it does.
Aya Brea… ❤️
i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow."
legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...
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Junior Executive Model
Also the Dirty Pair: Project Eden intro is legendary, but don't sleep on the OVA intro. It's such a god damned banger youtu.be/P6gyzMHelwE?...
There's a specific tone of cheer when a guy and his bros realize a complicated low-stakes scheme is going to work. It's the sound of dudes rocking and it's the most beautiful sound in the world.
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire."
Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut."
Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."
Who cares about a bad space show written by a sex pest when you could watch the anime that he ripped off to make it? Outlaw Star is 1000% pure uncut aura starring a chaotic bisexual and his crew of hot, murderous women youtu.be/q3gI-E_vqVA?...
All death animations frames from "Dangerous Dave in the Haunted Mansion" (1991).
#DOSGaming
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
I wrote a little bit about 1490 DOOM and how I think skirmish war games are the answer to a whole lot of problems in the world.
