Just bought a bottle of that new Fred Flinstone aftershave.its very powerful and don't need a lot,
A little dab'll do

Prick

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Mornin

Did you know that there's a government department that looks after railings, it's called the ministry of de fence.

If anyone's interested. The self-deprecation society is looking for new members. I've already put myself down

a french bulldog dressed as chucky is holding a knife . ALT: a french bulldog dressed as chucky is holding a knife .

I wanted to take my dog to obedience classes but he refused to go.

I asked the ER doctor if I could do my own stitches.
She said, "Suture self."

Just pulled back my curtains and thought I saw David Jason lying on my lawn…After a close inspection it was a touch of frost!🤣😂😝

Really lovely work x

A comet over the mountains in Osaka, Japan

How the Andromeda galaxy would look from Earth if it were brighter

#thoughts

Benith the sky