I went to ikea today for no reason other than no one goes on Friday nights and spent $7 on candles. cheapest ikea run ever

Welp, it's official. I started using ChatGPT at work! This is it!

This was an overstimulating day

I forgot how easy it is to get into a deep vortex while playing Mario Paint

being bullied on Roblox is a wild experience

don't forget to turn your computer off before midnight on 12/31/1999

Why is a 40 year old Madonna song trending?

Watching #RHOBH tells me I would not make a good white girl

Playing American Truck Simulator told me I’d make the absolute worst truck driver and cause the worlds deadliest accident

Maybe we have enough Jurassic Park movies.

being alive right now is a whoooole fucking thing

Wow it really is 2003 again

I’m so shocked that Rob actually bit into the egg this time instead of swallowing it whole. #TraitorsUS

I tink tere’s tree traitors left

Twitchers really need to stop eating on stream

I found a Shampoo Pop figure at Walmart today. Yes I got it. #Ranma

Ok, well move over Stardew, Pokémon Leaf Green is about to fuck up my switch

soooo random

I was not expecting a Hilary Duff song to make me emosh

Hilary

Rob is playing Big Brother. #TraitorsUS

Eric has no idea what he’s doing or what’s going on. It’s like when you start a new job and it’s your first day and you think you have a grip but really you have no clue. #TraitorsUS

Mark is so dumb. #TraitorsUS

Natalie is so built. One look alone can kick my ass. #TraitorsUS

Who farted in their box do you think? #TheTraitorsUS

Eric is too nice to be a traitor. But maybe this can work? I dunno. #TheTraitorsUS

Mark trying to act like he’s running this talking about “I feel good about you” girl who is you? #TheTraitorsUS

I am so excited for whatever fuckery #TheTraitors has in store tonight

Why did they jump to Galaxy so fast? There could’ve been plenty of content for Dinosaur Island where they’d introduce Yoshi and then there’s Delfino Island. Galaxy is iconic though, but like??

Got to work from home today AND it's #Traitors Night?! Best Thursday ever