🙋🏻‍♀️ I would know! But also I don’t say anything except “bin(s)” now. Like “are the bins out?” “It’s bin night” “don’t forget the bins!”

totally relaxing and comfortable drive home from work, very chill, would recommend 💀

or 115 F

world is on fire

Melbourne in particular doesn’t know anything about proper seasons, she’s just moods on a whim

the way bts the tour working title has just gone ahead and cemented in my brain

for real, like I’ve been thinking of what happens if there are fires and smoke and air quality issues 🫩 sydneysiders, I’m coming for your seats

frames what did I miss?!?!?

JIPPLE!

I was wondering what the melody reminded me of, and I came up with that JoBros/Marshmello song Leave Before You Love Me, which also sounds like Last Christmas

Something Corporate led me into Jack’s Mannequin, and I still love Rescued on that album so very deeply. But also running through my head right now is: And today was a day just like any other!

a man in a suit and tie says hello there it 's meeee ALT: a man in a suit and tie says hello there it 's meeee

😂😂😂

a movie poster for crazy ex girlfriend shows a woman and a man in the background ALT: a movie poster for crazy ex girlfriend shows a woman and a man in the background

And sometimes you’re an extra, just walking by in the background, like meee

Better off Ted! No one ever knows what I’m talking about when I mention this show

he doesn’t have a vase for the flowers 🙇🏻‍♀️🥹

hashtag put your potato mashers out 🤣🤣🤣

This whole bit is unreal

at this point they just be saying anything

do you remember ‘kevin 07 gone by 11’ (even though he was actually gone by 10) or was that just uttered once or twice but got stuck in my brain?

I don’t want to hear about ‘brainrot’ vids to engage with the young ones anymore!

🫂🫂🫂 I get it 🫂🫂🫂

I’ve been doing a lot of bed rotting of late myself 😔 🫂 would it help or hinder to set up camp on the living room couch?

or they should give me free gelato to make up for it

the way my inbox just gave me a mini stroke

(non-aussies, it’s a gelato store selling tix to watch their stuff being made or something)

*miss new zealand of the miss yacht international competition

THE BABBUS!!

i really love how much they’re reminding me of the bun-pups (pup-buns?) too, i miss jin jnr 😫

That guy was trash to the point where I’m wondering if he was trying to evil it up to make his 5 seconds more memorable, because who…who says that shit out loud while being recorded?!

He’s probably going to blame a bad edit too ahahahahahaha

Then when she confronted him about it, wouldn’t even ‘fess up and just lied to her face and made her feel her correct suspicions were wrong, what a cowardly turd