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screenshot of a discord message from me

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screenshot of a discord message from me <br></br>

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DeBAB

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Whatever you do... don't ring the Dore Bell. It's... um... bad luck. Run along, sweetums.

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in the ribcage, lays a tablet with the bytes engraved in hexadecimal

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is it rootgem or hopslop

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they find a sha256 hash written on the inside of a 30000 year old mummified corpse in an ancient temple

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yummy

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@health.band at Showbox SoDo, Seattle, April 5th. Couldn't help but do some glitching.

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a 2D tileset lit from the top with a green light, and lit from the right with a red light, leading to red/green/yellow mango color gradients

a 2D tileset lit from the top with a green light, and lit from the right with a red light, leading to red/green/yellow mango color gradients

I'll never get tired of growing tech art mangos

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quite possibly the most batshit insane drop i have ever made so far

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i love shaders
and women

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12 edo vs pure ratios

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pixel art sketch of a gloomy looking landscape wit big grey clouds above. on the hill in the middle sit two little white houses in a strip of light

pixel art sketch of a gloomy looking landscape wit big grey clouds above. on the hill in the middle sit two little white houses in a strip of light

random photo study wip cos i got nothin else

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played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live

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pro tip:

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we here at bluesky like to be organized. that's why, starting tomorrow, we will be alphabetizing the letters in each post before they send

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ale li ijo

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geometry dash

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miau3

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a creature of some kind

a creature of some kind

ni li seme?

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender

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maybe, they did tell me "it helps with sleep"

also i am exaggerating a bit

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immaterial girls, immaterial boys 🏳️‍⚧️

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hoooly fuck i just passed out for 4 hours because of progesterone

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