A lil socially awkward but I’m a vibe once I’m comfortable with you.

You have to have Melanin to ride this ride

Making ass men appreciate titties >>>

Finna go see a man about a horse!

THE RABBIT GOT THE GUN! 🫠

Me & my ex went no-contact in October after a 3 year relationship… 2 days ago I found out he had a baby this past November 🙂

Methinks a little 👉👌 would heal me.

Ma’am!! The relief I’ve found. 😩 Come get your baddies chain!!

Hear me out… PILATES.

Reese’s put they ass in that Oreo collab! FYE!!!

olandria oh my god #LoveIslandUSA

& you look tf good! I’m proud of you 👏🏾 💕

@simpsoverpimps.bsky.social

I realized I left my water in the car two bites into a pb&j sandwich at work…
I damn near died 😭

Some of y'all ain't even toxic you just fuckin stupid

i need someone to send em to 🥲

Siete.

baby don’t come around me with no cigarette 😒

I’m from the country. I had a neighbor whose rooster used to crow whenever somebody pulled up around his house like a guard dog. One day I was sitting in the car & I heard a growl; looked out the window this big mf got blades on his ankles. I like to DIED 😂

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Listening to that new Kodak on the way to the gym gone have me pressing the biggest 🥷🏿 there.

If you see a good Pyrex set, buy it! Put it on Klarna!! It’s so worth it!