I’m so happy for you. You’ll figure out the routine and how you fit into it in time. But you got this.

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

My old pal @mortenmorland.bsky.social celebrating my 15th anniversary in Downing Street in style

My wife and my siblings in law used to go there a lot as kids. It’s sad, alas that area is very much being redeveloped into more “modern” things I guess.

There once was a oddly dressed dame
Who I at first considered quite lame
It’s not quite my type
Despite all the hype
But hey, I’m not here to kink shame

That was a fucking rollercoaster.

There once was a young buccaneer
Who scowled from ear to ear
“I’m a tired chap
But once I’ve had my nap
I’ll show you the meaning of fear!”

A Chief Dom also runs a sex dungeon.

NO

Because they’re fucking.

Two airplanes on a tarmac face each other, noses open, creating the illusion of them talking and laughing.

“So he tells me he’s been grounded, and I says to him… I says Hank, it’s probably because of your bad altitude!”

And then the news at Bondi…

Need more states to sign the popular vote compact.

Crazy Eddies becomes Schizophreniac Nedwards

Who is Kim Jong-Fun?

Step forward and aim for their nose.

I took ten years of taekwondo. I wasn’t very good at it but I’m technically trained at punching people.

I feel like it would be like punching anyone else. I used to take lessons in how to punch people. (It also involved kicking people and learning how to be Donatello. I still have my bo staff somewhere.)

Hi. Sorry I haven’t been over here lately. How’re you all?

#InvisibleSkaDaddy

That thing is as big as someone’s head.

@bigsamthompson.bsky.social I think the Sabres owe you royalties:

FORGET NORWAY

Happy birdhat, Val!

Seconded. 🫂