Here's another relic from my former account on the bird app😘

Every year after I do my taxes, my email inbox is so clean and organized that I get a feeling of just pure bliss, until about a month when I let it all go until next tax season

Happy birthday 🎉

I was barely out in the sun today, how did I already get a sunburn 😭

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

Oof I need whatever's going on with BlueSky to be fixed already. I just want to mindlessly scroll for a bit

That's motivation for me to take more then😘 haha

Got my haircut, hopefully you'll get to see it with all the BlueSky outages today haha. Took me a while to even get to post this

I'm holding my amaryllis with 3 fresh leaves sprouting from the bulb, as a very dead long leaf hangs from the side

Look who came back to life after nearly being thrown out!

GPU sag is going to be what commits me, because why is my PC working again??

🐰🥕

🤷‍♂️ guess I'm just gonna have to take more bathroom mirror selfies then, dang

Not a fan of my bathroom mirror

Heyyy haha

Same as it ever was

Something seriously needs to be done about the plastic bagged snacks that concessions sells at Broadway shows

If you tell me "my husband", I'm still going to say "your partner" because I literally will forget in about 10 seconds

I posted this on the bird app, but since I got rid of that here you go

What color are my eyes

honestly, I felt bad about today. Tomorrow looks better

Feeling better now

I got my wish to stay home and play video games, all it cost me was my health 🤒

I've been refreshing the tracking for this UPS delivery every hour of every day this week. My new desktop is so close!

Not to confuse you or anything, but I'm more than just one thing in life, even on socials, and I'm sure that you are too

Lately Mario Kart World, Spiderman on the PS4, Tears of the Kingdom, Heartopia, and more haha. Are you playing anything?

can i just stay home and play video games all day

This weekend was so much fun, but I need to take a day to just lounge around

@impressedbee.bsky.social Happy Birthday king! You deserve the best day ever and are a great streamer! 💙💙💙

The audacity of a man to be born on International Women's Day 😒

(sorry about that, hbd to me, and happy international women's day)

🎉 happy anniversary!