Never thought I'd have a Eurovision act fan ne down

The spokesperson for Sturgeon, however, makes clear there is unlikely to be any de-escalation in the war of words between two of Scottish politics’ most high-profile women. “Nicola is hugely enjoying her life since stepping down from frontline politics and hopes that in future Joanna will also find a sense of happiness,” they said. “Something which seems to be sadly lacking for her just now.”

lmao

Joanna Cherry: I've quit the SNP and I'm ashamed of them - The Times archive.ph/cxISP

🧵So it wasn't just me that was disappointed by Labour's manifesto. Not only are they battling in a 4 way split for the unionist vote, they have abandoned workers, and LGBT people as well.

The National. Anas Sarwar said Reform and Labour should 'work together' to block SNP, Offord claims. A senior Scottish Labour source told The Scotsman last month that Labour could form a government with support from Nigel Farage’s party.

Want to keep Reform out? Vote Scottish Greens.

Azerbaijan second... Kill me

a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car . ALT: a man is sticking his tongue out while standing next to a car .

Serbia closing 😍

Is there any greater feeling than trying on a big online order and everything fitting perfectly

It is wild that two thirds of my life has been spent under an SNP government

Controversially I don't think everything in this country needs to be blue. The new Scotland kits are nice

God I'm a slut for seaweed

Save your peace and skip it as long as you can

Why has it taken me so long to get Mubi

Look I know I'm the first to say the UK shouldn't exist, and I'm going to continue. BBC... Bestie no

I regret to inform you all that I have found another sad French man who can sing to become obsessed with

Distraught at Eurovizija

BREAKING: A wonderful speech from Green Party's Hannah Spencer after winning the Gorton and Denton by-election.

Congratulations!

Hannah Spencer walking into Westminster, sucking her teeth, tutting, and muttering "tell you what, you've had some cowboys in here."

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with the word pain written on it . ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with the word pain written on it .

Painkillers have worn off and the spine is spining

Clean sweep 👏

SMASH INTO FUCKING PIECES

An image of Anas Sarwar shaking hands with Peter Mandelson. A tweet from Anas Sarwar "It was great to catch up with my old friend and the UK's (relatively!) new Ambassador to the US, Peter Mandelson"

Anas Sarwar proudly stood by his "old friend" Peter Mandelson despite his dodgy past and links to Jeffrey Epstein.

Scotland deserves better.

Lost a 1500 day Duolingo streak. Surprisingly not actually sad about it

Those televote numbers.... Atikin is landsliding the final and Lithuania is winning*

* the face I've said this for years doesn't matter

Lithuania is so back holy fuck

Americans really do just expect you to know all of their shitty pop culture

Just signed up for Channel 4 Plus and the first show I put on has a disclaimer that it's going to have ads on it 😤😤😤😤

LITHUFUCKINGSLAYNIA

Sometimes you just need an inexcusable amount of seaweed and aubergine to reset your day

People who fall asleep in the cinema need to be studied

People who fall asleep in the cinema while a woman is belting out Verdi need jailed

Tesco no longer sell taramasalata so I think my life might be over