This just reminded me that those candies that look like birds' eggs but they're actually Whoppers will be on clearance soon and 🤤🤤🤤

I have never been more excited to visit Wapakoneta, tbh

A selfie of me in bed.

Good morning! I need a beardy cutie to come cuddle and make out. Who's coming?

All bodies are great. This also includes fat bodies. You're allowed to like your fat body and be proud of your fat body.

THE END. 😘

Not sure what bear needs to hear this, but if my sphere over the last 3 or so years is an accurate sampling, it's a lot of you:

You're allowed to like your body right now, how you currently are, without ever changing anything about it. Including if you're fat.

I get something from you inside me AND I don't have to go to work on Monday? REALLY struggling to see a downside here.

Make me.

Oh, I'll do all kinds of housework on your lighthouse ifyannowhatimean

All you have to do is ask! 🥵

Looking handsome and dapper as ever! 😘

A photo of my chest. I'm pulling down my gray tank top so you can see a few gray chest hairs. You can see the bottom of my lightly graying beard at the top of the picture.

I have gray chest hairs now. (Zoom in just above my finger.)

V sure I'm gonna be thoroughly salt and pepper within the next 10 years and when it happens, it's over for you bitches.

I volunteer!

Yes PLEASE

Huh, I've never had a sex dream about someone from Bluesky before. That's new.

"Well, you see, I was ALMOST troubled enough to not take the money before definitely taking the money. That's close enough to being principled to stop the backlash, right?"

A selfie of the author of this post, a bald person with a big brown beard. They're wearing a gray tank top and khaki shorts that have a green bandana in the back right pocket (the image mirrors this to look like it's in their left pocket.) There is a black cat on a bed in the background.

Time for a Sunday hike!

Kinda need to cuddle with someone who didn't wear deodorant today 👉👈👉👈🥺

a man wearing a plaid shirt and a denim jacket is standing in a park ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt and a denim jacket is standing in a park

Me, trying to be bold and confident:

Me, eyes bulging, fighting for my life to maintain eye contact and accidentally speaking way too loud: HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY HAHA

a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face with the words be cool behind him ALT: a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face with the words be cool behind him

Me, to me, while stifling a nervous giggle:

[implodes]

My toxic trait is that if you're a daddy and you flirt with me, I implode.

Want you to rubs! 😍

A selfie of the author of this post, a bald person with a brown beard, showing off their furry belly and chest. They're holding up their shirt.

(to the tune of "Girl Dinner")

🎶Work belly, work belly, work belly, work work belly🎶

A selfie of the author of this post, a bald bearded nonbinary person. They're resting their head against their finger. They're wearing sunglasses, a fake septum ring, and a blue denim shirt with a gray tank top underneath. They're in a car.

Sometimes I wear clothes!

Happy Sunday!

i'm gay

When Wargreymon's claws get torn off by Diaboromon and he just punches him in the face with his bare fists, I remember that I'm gay

That might actually be true, but mama didn't raise a quitter.

Jenny Nicholson!

Genuine question for anyone who wants to reply:

If I were to start an OF/JFF, what kinds of things would folks want from me there?