we all know I have no life, so:

Pretty!

When that second melody comes in (almost exactly two minutes in) it really feels like the proper 20th century is being born.

Not laid off—wearing very uncomfortable shoes.

At minimum. What a fantastic change.

I love looking through the quotes to this whenever something like it comes around again.

The guy on the left always looks like a sad thumb who just got laid off, and the woman on the right is shooting joy from every pore and looks like she just stepped away from a fun party.

It makes me so happy.

You look so much better than the person on the left. What a wonderful improvement.

That is a really great pair of photos. The difference in attitude is incredible. The one on the right is so much more engaged. I love everybody's before/after pictures so much.

Me: "What was that movie with the Dollar Store Slenderman and the kids..."

@marshmallowknight.bsky.social: "FUCK THAT MOVIE!"*

*The Tall Man (2012)

i am willing to rebuild my life around a statement that fucks this hard

I wish the man had an evil scheme. I didn't think there's any plan whatsoever. I think he's running 100% on vibes and "purges the FBI of everybody who ever looked at me funny" is just the vibe he likes at the moment.

Rabea Rogge, die erste deutsche Frau im All, hat einfach einen W20 mit rauf genommen. #PNPDE #Spaaace

I think I may have seen an ad, but had no idea it was an actual honest-to-Pete bigscreen movie.
(not a very good ad then, I suppose)

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit

Microwaved gyro meat?

Out of all the responses this one feels particularly grim to me.

They're trying to push that Overton Window towards cannibalism, aren't they

Saucy!

Is it hot and tawdry?

Happy 25 year anniversary to Mikhail Gorbachev throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game at my high school in college station, texas

Children react to watching the live broadcast of the launch of NASA's Artemis II mission to fly by the moon, during an event organized by the U.S. Consulate General in Mexico, at La Rodadora museum in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, April 1, 2026. REUTERS/Jose Luis Gonzalez

So much about this makes me all crotchety and cynical, but that photo you linked to really is worth 1,000 words.

It is good to be reminded that we are still capable of this kind of grand collective enterprise.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

Four books - two named communion, one by Bell Hooks and the other by JD Vance. And two named Appalachian Elegy and Hillbilly Elegy.

JD Vance is Bell Hooks' Wario.

The Devil is trying to trick me into looking up what this is. I must be strong.

Oh thank God.

What in the Sam Hill is even happening anymore?

How can everything still keep getting stranger and worse every single day?

In bowel-looseningly terrifying times like these it's good to know where the president stands on the comparative hotness of Brigitte Macron and Candace Owens.