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Posts by Burt Handsome

If you’d have told me sixteen years ago that Justin Bieber would become a reclusive weirdo doing anti-art stunts at Coachella, I probably would have been like “why are you sharing this with me? How did you get in my house?”

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Nine Inch Noize at Coachella blew my mind

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Bold of Fox to schedule the iHeart Radio Music Awards against Opening Day

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Don’t give them ideas 😬

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And the song from the R-rated horror movie got the primetime slot too

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I just told my daughter to stop leaving cheese around the house. I’m not sure if my life has become a Weird Al song or a Nickelodeon show.

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Seeing all these reunion videos Nathan Fillion is posting really drives the idea of them being the anti-Star Trek cast home for me

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I think at least on film, Grampa and Lily Munster predate Barnabas by three years

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My two year old told me to shut up and used my name instead of “dad”.

When they say the twos are terrible, they aren’t kidding.

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If you want to see some grade-A pandering right now, Variety’s Instagram seems to be supporting the protests at the Scream 7 premiere while Variety’s Facebook page is doing its best to try and diminish them.

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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has caused Threads to resurrect Game of Thrones discourse like its Summer 2019 all over again.

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They’re saying Embo is the “main” villain for Mandalorian and Grogu. I’m hoping it’s not true, but you have to admit that making the central antagonist a guy who Luke/Anakin/Rey would mop the floor with by the end of the first act is an interesting way to show the scale of the movie.

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Trick question.

The correct answer is 1974-1984.

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Pedro and Benito are friends. There could be a cameo in The Mandalorian and Grogu

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Bad Bunny was definitely the best performance of the night, but the Seattle Seahawks are definitely giving him a run for his money

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In 2026, this would have been the Super Bowl trailer for Return of the Jedi

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This summer, The Mandalorian and Grogu will be revealed to be set in the same timeline where Darth Vader lost a duel to the Energizer Bunny and Colonel Sanders saved Naboo from the Trade Federation alongside a Pizza Hut Delivery Girl and the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

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Yep, that’s them.

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What we wanted was a trailer.

What we got was a tv spot that matched the ambiguous vibe of those odd commercials from the eighties with R2-D2 and C-3PO warning us about the dangers of smoking or the importance of vaccines.

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So was the big revelation of Fallout season 2 that the major bad guys throughout most of the franchise are also the secret bad guys of the tv series?

I still like the show, but that’s kinda weak.

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Admittedly, this was not what I expected from a face reveal, but it certainly tracks.

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I didn’t realize how bad 2025 was for new music until I watched the Best New Artist nominees at the Grammys.

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A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a frustratingly slow burn if you’ve read the Dunk and Egg novellas

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My only gripe with Star Trek Starfleet Academy is that they are a little too over-the-top with Holly Hunter reclining and putting her feet up on literally any surface she can find. At a certain point it’s just a little much.

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The Darth Maul trailer looked cool. Star Wars animation seems to be always dependable.

Masters of the Universe trailer seemed self-conscious. I kinda wish it had gone all-in with Eternia, with the purple skies and no Earth scenes. Didn’t make me excited to see it despite being curious originally.

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Are we going to really see Katseye mime eating a zucchini on the Grammy stage?

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Paramount+ now has an opportunity to recreate the desperation, er, magic of Star Trek: Voyager’s pro-wrestling episode by cross-promoting Star Trek and UFC.

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Decided to close out Friday with a double bill of the third best Trek movie and the fourth best X movie.

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If Tony Gilroy had just included a wolf in the show, Star Wars would be safe.

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