If you’d have told me sixteen years ago that Justin Bieber would become a reclusive weirdo doing anti-art stunts at Coachella, I probably would have been like “why are you sharing this with me? How did you get in my house?”
Posts by Burt Handsome
Nine Inch Noize at Coachella blew my mind
Bold of Fox to schedule the iHeart Radio Music Awards against Opening Day
Don’t give them ideas 😬
And the song from the R-rated horror movie got the primetime slot too
I just told my daughter to stop leaving cheese around the house. I’m not sure if my life has become a Weird Al song or a Nickelodeon show.
Seeing all these reunion videos Nathan Fillion is posting really drives the idea of them being the anti-Star Trek cast home for me
I think at least on film, Grampa and Lily Munster predate Barnabas by three years
My two year old told me to shut up and used my name instead of “dad”.
When they say the twos are terrible, they aren’t kidding.
If you want to see some grade-A pandering right now, Variety’s Instagram seems to be supporting the protests at the Scream 7 premiere while Variety’s Facebook page is doing its best to try and diminish them.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has caused Threads to resurrect Game of Thrones discourse like its Summer 2019 all over again.
They’re saying Embo is the “main” villain for Mandalorian and Grogu. I’m hoping it’s not true, but you have to admit that making the central antagonist a guy who Luke/Anakin/Rey would mop the floor with by the end of the first act is an interesting way to show the scale of the movie.
Trick question.
The correct answer is 1974-1984.
Pedro and Benito are friends. There could be a cameo in The Mandalorian and Grogu
Bad Bunny was definitely the best performance of the night, but the Seattle Seahawks are definitely giving him a run for his money
In 2026, this would have been the Super Bowl trailer for Return of the Jedi
This summer, The Mandalorian and Grogu will be revealed to be set in the same timeline where Darth Vader lost a duel to the Energizer Bunny and Colonel Sanders saved Naboo from the Trade Federation alongside a Pizza Hut Delivery Girl and the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
Yep, that’s them.
What we wanted was a trailer.
What we got was a tv spot that matched the ambiguous vibe of those odd commercials from the eighties with R2-D2 and C-3PO warning us about the dangers of smoking or the importance of vaccines.
So was the big revelation of Fallout season 2 that the major bad guys throughout most of the franchise are also the secret bad guys of the tv series?
I still like the show, but that’s kinda weak.
Admittedly, this was not what I expected from a face reveal, but it certainly tracks.
I didn’t realize how bad 2025 was for new music until I watched the Best New Artist nominees at the Grammys.
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is a frustratingly slow burn if you’ve read the Dunk and Egg novellas
My only gripe with Star Trek Starfleet Academy is that they are a little too over-the-top with Holly Hunter reclining and putting her feet up on literally any surface she can find. At a certain point it’s just a little much.
The Darth Maul trailer looked cool. Star Wars animation seems to be always dependable.
Masters of the Universe trailer seemed self-conscious. I kinda wish it had gone all-in with Eternia, with the purple skies and no Earth scenes. Didn’t make me excited to see it despite being curious originally.
Are we going to really see Katseye mime eating a zucchini on the Grammy stage?
Paramount+ now has an opportunity to recreate the desperation, er, magic of Star Trek: Voyager’s pro-wrestling episode by cross-promoting Star Trek and UFC.
Decided to close out Friday with a double bill of the third best Trek movie and the fourth best X movie.
If Tony Gilroy had just included a wolf in the show, Star Wars would be safe.