I mean their other tools are hate and evil. But yeah

Oh good for her 🐉 🔥

Omg 😂

@paigetrnr.bsky.social

My plan is to do a minimum 2 weeks of low fodmap, then slowly reintroduce with at least a few days in between any new additions, longer if needed to reset after any flares. And starting with foods that are a staple of my usual diet (onions and garlic 😭).

Ok, soliciting advice: I've got a ton of health issues both GI and systemic that are flaring and it's boiling down to an elimination diet to see if I can nail down any trigger foods. Already met with a dietician to actually get some guidance, but I figure there's folks on here that have done this.

Why is it that every conservative accusation is worded like it’s their secret kink

Oh no and I just rethatched

Then, they can start to do daylight saving saving. And one day adopt that as standard, and so do daylight saving saving saving, where it’s light until midnight!

I bet that’s true. What a good thought

I need to wear this and have a girl write her name in the right hand column

“Jolene I’m begging you. Please don’t take my MAN.
…
Take me!”

For immediate release:

When Dolly is singing about how hot Jolene is, it's because she is smitten with Jolene. Dude isn't even named in the song... It's just a thinly veiled invitation to run away together.

I will not be taking questions.

Afternoon Encounters 🌴

The goodest boy

I’m not afraid to say it: lentils are underrated

(Ela) mum? Mum? Why are you keeping me in your phone mum? Let me out! Let me out!

Oh no. It’s me.

The tea shame flag is various shades of beige as more and more milk is added.

The tea pride flag is

Green.
Black.
Red.
White.

Ikr. The third coolest thing about that delorean

a man in a black jacket is standing next to a white car with the door open ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing next to a white car with the door open

no doors??? oh way to miss a trick, get with it, Lego

Wait. Wait wait wait.

Lego made a super cool back to the future delorean…

But they didn’t do the DOORS!??!!?

A friend has lent me a book, The Seep. God damn. It’s quite a book, I’m hooked

She thought you were being *paid* to tho, that’s a compliment!

Nooo Concetta is leaving triple j? 😫 she’s my fave thing to listen to on work mornings #triplej

A picture of a rather dilapidated copy of "The picture of Dorian Gray" There is visible water damage to the cover and the plastic cover is yellowing. Obviously, not evident from the picture but there is a truly foul musty smell emanating from it!

Last week, a gentleman returned this rather dilapidated copy of this famous book to us after 50 years. He had found it in his attic!
Presumably this means there is a pristine copy somewhere in our libraries....

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I will also take Back to the Future, 10 Things I Hate About You, A Goofy Movie or Romy and Michele's High School Reunion if Ferris isn't available.