It’s like turkeys 🦃 voting for Christmas…
#LocalCouncilElections

Meetings with deadly outcomes:
Truss : Queen; Vance : the Pope…
Theme??!! 🫢

Just binge-watched 4 episodes of the first series of #BlackSnow. Am liking & puzzled how I kissed it the first time round! Good news, 2 further series to watch

The oracle according to Mick… fatal last words more like.
Nice bit between Khalil & Lynda though. #TheArchers

Tell Martin Gibson to FRO. #TheArchers

The mechanicals on cricket. Not fun. #TheArchers

Me too. So much. #TheArchers

Tell the world you’re *not* a racist when you fire a 4⭐️ general who’s black & replace him with a 3⭐️ general who *just* so happens to be white…
And then the leading woman too. No sign of sexism there either…
🍊🤡

To all those saying #Ukraine should just get on with it…

Imagine:
Your country is invaded & 2+ years on, you are not invited to talks about a possible end to the war between the country who invaded you & a world power. Insulting & imperialistic.
#SlavaUkraini

Where does personal responsibility start & stop?
They were told not to go, but they did.
#CraigandLindsayForeman
What did they think would happen? Idiots.

Oh shit.
Literally.
#TheArchers

Q: is it a permanent secondment for Carpet Burns? If not, why the desperation unless of course it’s all terminal…? #TheArchers

Anyone would think they were professional actors… #TheArchers

Watching the 🍊🤡 making a speech, I wonder how the fuck anyone thought it was even vaguely a good idea to vote for him. #MindBoggled

The whole listening audience was momentarily thanking Mince there. For a nano-second.
I mean, *why* am I listening????
#TheArchers

Jeeze, this is dire.
Whoever thought this was good clearly thought scam-week would work too. Ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️
#TheArchers

Ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️ we’ve got a week of this. 😏#TheArchers

a man singing into a microphone while holding a red guitar ALT: a man singing into a microphone while holding a red guitar

Got a ticket to see #NIN #NineInchNails in June. Not the best ticket, but still a ticket!

I do hope she’s not going to be found lying in a heap under a shattered window, Nazi/Stasi style. After all, was a favoured way to dispose of pesky out-spoken clerics.

Yeah true, but panto is still shite. Hated it even as a kid!
#TheArchers

Great evening to rob Ambridge.
Am also with Stella. Panto is shite. #TheArchers

Nor did we Lily. And we’ve been listening longer than your existence! #TheArchers

My mute button’s getting a good work out again these past couple of days… 🍊🤡

Yep. One of those storylines that ain’t of the Siobhan-quality. #TheArchers

Nellie the birth mum then??? #TheArchers

Miranda is growing on me as a character! #TheArchers

Yep, you must have wondered *so* much the SWs have only just now decided to mention it. 🙄#TheArchers

It’s amazing on #TheArchers how they seem to easily get to see a doctor! Parallel universe!

Joy, you’d heard more than us! #TheArchers

Powerful TV. #7/7TheLondonBombings
Remember exactly where I was & desperately ringing my sister to check she’d got into work. Thankfully, she did.