responding ”vibe code?” to every outage like women named carol respond “vaxx?” to every celebrity death
Posts by Austin Spires
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Fastly + LALIGA are teaming up to fight live sports piracy ⚽
Using #AI and real-time detection to stop illegal streams—without disrupting real fans. Read more here: www.fastly.com/press/press-...
#LALIGA #Streaming
If you're a @fastly.com user who also uses Terraform or a compatible IaC alternative, you're gonna love this recent release the team just announced community.fastly.com/t/update-new...
They say the Easter Bunny brings Easter eggs, but they don't tell you where the eggs come from. The Easter Bunny don't lay 'em, obviously that's not possible, even with computers. What I'm sayin' is,
"Red Lobster Set to Bring Back Endless Shrimp That Drove It to Bankruptcy"
Bet on yourself www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Red Lobster: Fuck It, We Ball
why is this so funny
I've been craving lemon pound cake since the afroman trial. Send me all your prank cakes, Sheriff Pound Cake
I haven't seen Mad Men but I assume the thing they're mad about is misogyny
"no politics" is like saying "i have no accent"
The most subtly relatable thing about the Little Bear TV show is the fact that Little Bear’s family are all anthropomorphic bears who walk on their hind legs and wear clothes and hold down jobs but Little Bear is butt-naked the whole time, crawling around on all fours, pretending to be a goblin.
100%. It should be a finals showdown
This is extremely cool
I have to vote for CO in this one, but NM is the 95-96 Chicago Bulls of vexillology
Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.
Imagine telling everyone on the internet you're soft as hell while believing it makes you look tough.
Do you find you pass gas more often based on where you are? Three cities in Colorado are taking steps to alleviate excess gas. @marshallglasses.bsky.social reports for @nexton9news.bsky.social:
Build or expand a daily exercise routine (literally any exercise that's fun) and your 37yo self with thank you
American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up
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Automate, version-control, and scale your edge infrastructure—actively maintained for reliability and performance.
Docs: registry.terraform.io/providers/fa...
#Terraform #DevOps #EdgeComputing
It is 100% true that great men and women of the past were not sitting around moaning about their feelings. I regret nothing.
It’s really funny that all of these guys would tell you with a straight face that they have read Meditations 1000 times
Hey, it's Friday, and you can vote in the Locus Awards for your favorite reads of 2025.
The survey is a bit long (they use it to secure advertisers to keep the magazine running) but you can save your place and it's better than doomscrolling!
poll.voting.locusmag.com
goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024
I legitimately wonder if this Paralympian team could beat the Olympian team
"I got duped by the Turing test, prove me wrong" is a wild poast to put out there.
Offering the opportunity for people to believe, "you are a good parent who has made some mistakes and can correct them" and "you can understand why you made those mistakes so you don't again" is pretty much one of the most effective intervention strategies that we have for things like this
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