Good Lord, her tongue <3

I've been meaning to go back and give Andromeda a full playthrough, I remember thinking it was perfectly fine when I played it when it came out but I only played it a couple hours. I think the main reason it gets so much hate is just because it wasn't exactly the same

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Naw, you could have said anything I would have been too distracted to even notice lol

Brooooooo!! <3

Yesssss! You know I love it! <3

Counter point: just add more shit to your burger! Put do much extra crap and sauce and stuff on it that you gotta eat it out of a bowl with a spoon!

I love this, Felicia was like my first furry crush before I even knew what that meant!

... And a slice of pizza... And half a ham and cheese sub... And they got my friend's order wrong and they let us keep it, so I have 1 and a half subs in my fridge for later... But still!!!!!!

Depends on how thick the patty is, and also the vegetables should be overpowered on a burger! (I'm allowed to say that, I had a salad for dinner!)

Eat her pussy and ass like I'm on death row and it's my last meal at the Golden Corral!!!

This might be the best butt you've ever drawn bro

Not with that attitude!!!!!

I'm always afraid to say no when I'm playing a shitty mobile game cuz I'm afraid they will start giving me shitty pulls for not giving them a good review lol

I'd laugh!

There's been more times than I can count where I'm like this person's art is amazing I want to see it all and take my time and scroll through everything!!! And then the only way to see their art is 1 picture per 25 meme gifs on their timeline and I'm like, oh, nevermind

"Hey Ted, quit hoggin' the bong!"

I feel the same way when people tell me weed helps their anxiety and helps them relax. The last time I did it like 5 years ago, my Fitbit pretty much thought I was running a marathon and literally all I was doing was sitting watching a movie

This is so good they look soooooo cute I love them!!

What a mothersmurfin' thing to smurf

Ruby likes to help Milo stay focused on *pure thoughts* during worship~

It came out on VHS exactly one week after my 6th birthday so, yeah, I was 6 lol

Lol I was waaaaaay too young when I saw that

I thought Ranger was your last name!!

This is so, so good!!!

Every time I open the little cabinet below my TV, I go "Huh! An N-Gage!"

Did he die from eating too many Wheat Thicks?

"No man you don't get it, there's zombies, but the real monsters are HUMANS!! And it's about zombies but one of the characters is a KID???? That's so messed up has anyone ever done that before??" Yes, in Night of the Living Dead in 1968, the actual, literal first zombie movie

Is that a real person?

Calling in to work tomorrow cuz my waifu body pillow ripped :( :( :(