Whether taking photos or getting huge scoops you seem to have hit a rich vein of form.

Sigh

Tore my intercostal muscles bowling a tenpin ball between my legs. Agony.

This is a lovely term for it. I stayed in the hotel next to the 9/11 memorial some time ago. Security to attend the memorial was extreme. I checked into my hotel and visited the hotel bar that overlooked the memorial. There were no bag checks whatsoever. The two sites are metres apart.

Great news, mate. Congratulations.

The laugh….

Post of the day? Prove me
wrong.

Whack

One of the better takes

Do we think this very serious disruption to peoples' lives would be covered

A) in the same way as Just Stop Oil stunts or

B) in a very different and staggeringly hypocritical way?

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I’m dead.