Absolutely obsessed with how beautiful our silly wee town looked this evening coming out of the library! Imagine hating me and I'm just walking round with my head in the clouds, literally! 🤣🤣

It's been a hot minute since BlueSky seen my face! I hate all these apps but my wee buddies aint so active on Twitter and I'm hoping life settles down enough that I can be more present for things! Hope y'all good ye scallywags!

I keep forgetting I am on this even though my friends are on this, I remain a twitter whore.

As my son would say "I ate and left no crumbs".

Omg you're watching the moomins???? One of my all time faves ever!

Please never try to be anything than you are cause its fucking brilliant! You're perfect! 😁

Hope you're OK ❤️ here if you need anything.

After trying twice, once in my teens and once in my tweens as hobbits would call it, third time lucky I've finally finished the first Lord of the Rings and I loved it. Not my usual smut but I wanted to be a hobbit long before I wanted to be married to a 500 year old Fae High Lord with batwings 🤣🤣🤣

I'm reading LOTR and Gandalf has came back and told Frodo all the tea on the one ring and Frodo is shitting himself and Samwise is being a nosey neighbour pretending to garden to hear the drama and now they're both fucking off on a holiday to save The Shire.

Bath day for Dougal.

He went from happy to joining the Jedi Order.

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Finally feeling like 90% better so whole house is getting bleached. Diary wrote up. Groceries ordered. Adventure tomorrow. Cider tonight. Determined to make this year better if I can than the last 3 shit shows. 🤞🤞🤞

When I tell you I have been sick for over a week, I'm not joking. Today is the first day I feel even remotely human. I'm managing to do some chores. Whatever sweet hell that was, I never ever in my life want it again. I've had to cancel my 10 mile run next week cause my lungs are fucked.

Lough Fea.

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Kiddo is now going through the Jurassic Park phase because he is studying fossils at school. So we are watching the first one! I am most excited about it!

I did just over a 6 mile run today and my legs and arse and arms (my fucking arms) are sore. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE????

"My life has no big meaning or direction or purpose, and I’m happy." — Hope Floats

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Finished this yesterday! Such a sweet and spicy book! I loved it!

Holy shit guys! #StormÉowyn has actually landed and it's no fucking joke. 🙃🙃🙃 I'm so glad I'm off and can be at home with my animals and son. We won't be outside anytime soon that's for sure! Stay safe out there ❤

I am reading The Cinnamon Bun Book Store - the second in the Dream Harbour series and my god I am obsessed with Noah! The shagging is gonna happen soon but it needs to ASAP because I am practically squealing and eeking at this book! So much romance! I CANT EVEN! GOD HELP ME!

A good wee fast run. I'm so proud of myself!

Nah like.....its a no from me 🤣🤣🤣 seth is right I couldn't be bothered with that either!

He hasn't seen this yet as I fell asleep but I guarantee this will be a game changer and he will be very bothered with it and wish he lived there instead!

Seth: "who's @afrozensquirrel.eggyspades.lol ?

Me: "my friend who lives in Canada."

Seth: "So she's in Canda right now?"

Me: "Yup she sure is."

Seth: "Oh dear I wouldn't be bothered with that."

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Drumanor Forest.

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You should always be yourself unless of course, you are absolutely awful then yes, please be someone else. 🤣

2025, the year that Emma became a hobbit.

Adventures, books, second breakfasts and hairy feet.

Mushroom cardigan sold separately.

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I was so busy and dealing with stuff last year that adventures took a back seat and I was barely outside. It's something I promised myself would change this year. So today is adventure day! 😊 I can't wait! It will be good for me and my son 💚

I have been babysitting from 3am. I am tired and I am still not home 😅😅 my eye has developed a twitch.

More Helmet Championship Wrestling (HCW) on tonight’s stream! We start the singles knockout competition for the HCW World Championship Title.
Then hopefully some community games after!
Awwww yeeeeeeaaa.
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