lethal company monster idea where its just a swarm of a hundred rats that run around predestined snaking paths and you just have to get out of the way

does spotify sell anything other than premium. bring back 99 cents per song that i can listen to without ads and without the PLAYLIST BEING IGNORED AND A RECOMMENDED SONG BEING PLAYED NEXT. combine ipod with like, jukebox economics.

pygmy mimic

[guy who instantly murders anyone who approaches him from the front] why does no one approach me anymore :-(

people act so surprised when people say like oh cucumbers are fruits, peppers are fruits. but everyone called beans the magical fruit. they just forgot. they deny they ever said that

as a child it was extremely jarring and upsetting whenever id encounter an old arcade or nes game and it used "GAME OVER" in a neutral fashion. as in, winning the game is also when the game is over

why is wikipedia so hesitant to show the larval forms of insects at the top of the page. the larvae can be more iconic than the imago

why is it called confirmation bias if it literally confirms you

you really do never lose the instinct in your head when you're watching a video for too long and it starts to feel like a screamer

*nodding sagely* malaria...

well no one else has any attack IVs so it should work out

Getting rid of IVs is like so obvious to me. I don't get it when people say it'll hurt Trick Room mons. It's not like you don't have IVs but your opponent does. Everyone's speed range is narrowed. Maybe more speed ties but whatever

never saying epoch like epic. it's like eeffoc

if i was a late night host i would have a "boo" cue light that i would have activate randomly during the celebrity interviews without their knowledge

We have determined that the optimal strategy is tit-for-26-tats.

I flubbed this one so bad it’s over

we all have that one friend who threatens to upheave the balance

honestly what's even the big deal with a nuclear iran. what, they gonna drop a nuke somewhere? thats the one thing you can do that gets yourself nuked

TADC speaks to one of the most underrepresented communities. People who absorbed their twin in the womb

I heard that on his way to the burial, Chuck Norris was carried by Apple's new vehicle, the iHearse. But here's the problem folks, now this may seem absurd to you, but given the rivalry I'm sure you can understand, Apple designed this car without any Windows!

i thought "chopped" meant the opposite of what it is when I first heard it cus I didn't think Chopped Chin was ugly or anything. I thought it meant like "chiseled" lol

The restoration project on the sign is truly exemplary

obviously oracles can be tricky in their prophecies, but some of them are just "heads I win tails you lose" like you provided no new information here

Strait of Hormuz has been "filled completely with Orbeez"

few better feelings than seeing something you own that you forgot you had, before you would have needed and forgotten about it

Shall I play for you, tung tung tung tung tung
On my drum?

what kind of uma is this? this is a garbage uma. she ranks 18th overall

The furtive media, so easily lost

does the super battle golf game not have like, an actual victory screen?

more like pre agricultural than 200 years but yeah. my comparison was "product that we supposedly need but that is a recent invention"