For those too young to know what a tea lady is...

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Does anyone still say "going to" instead of "gonna" ?

On my Christ EGG FULL FRONTAL this was way ahead of its time. How did I forget that.

This Life is on BBC4. It looks dated as FUCK.

I loved it back in *googles* 1996. shit, 30 years I guess that's why it's on. I was in love with Egg.

The picture even has black bars each side because TVs were a different shape then.

Wild.

#thislife

The fact a friend of mine is selling his house and the buyer has had to pull out because her cat is sick and the vet bills are so high that she can no longer afford to buy a house is a true indictment of this economy.

The only sound in my head for the past 4 days...

"And the ONly WAY to SAve US is through DIVine INTerVENtion"

#rosalia #bjork #berghain

This Rosalia remix is giving me life on this train

#berghain

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Really, will have to check it out

ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Björk YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO

So much fun #rosalia

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I love #Wreck on the BBC for reasons

Did you hear Natalie cassidy has got a new workout video coming out soon.

It's called what doesn't kill you makes you Sonia.

- Wreck

It is SO weirdly embarrassing and shameful that I'm watching very serious news presenters talk about the syphilitic ramblings of a child fucking war mongerer.

Maybe an iced bun.

I wish the job of tea lady still existed. I'd love to be a tea lady. Can you imagine, a nice little pinnie, trolly with the urn on it. Selection of biscuits to offer to all the burly factory workers. Best job ever.

The Psychology of Hoarding Journals (and Never Using Them) The Emotional and Cognitive Roots of Collecting Your Favorite Notebooks

I feel seen. I currently have 4 notebooks on the go and a nice selection of empty ones ready to be filled.

I am sooo fucking lucky I fixed my energy prices for 12 months a week ago.

Renewable energy is the only way we become a truly independent nation and not be trapped in this petrodollar hell.

"WORDS HAVE MEANING" I scream as I throw avocados as hard as rocks at the cashiers head.

Yes the NZ ones were a little more coacoay and slightly less sweet I think

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Turns out I might be a Minbari

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Did I still eat the whole bag? Yes, yes I did.

I don't know if it's because they're from New Zealand and they taste different or because the ratio of malt ball and chocolate coating is off because of the EXTRA CHOC but these aren't giving me as much joy as the standard malteser

You can't even eat yogurt now without becoming an accidental fascist.

My guess is growing up in social media provides a whole new level of self hatred which unscrupulous people can exploit with new terms like looksmaxxing.

Yes I got a referral from a friend so will get that!

Been in this new house a year so thought I'd shop around for a new energy supplier.

From £230 a month with EDF to £150 with Octopus?!

Shop around kids, you could save a fortune.

A bag of maltesers with the words extra chocolate on the front

I found my favourite chocolate in New Zealand with EXTRA CHOCOLATE WTF

I haven't tried them yet but if they're good, and I think they will be, I'll start a letter writing campaign to get them released here.

I am reading the guardian article about this book.

It's quite disturbing that while I read, the embedded ads are for mattresses and bras for larger women.

My abiding takeaways whenever I return to the UK are:

We have shit airports compared to everywhere else. Just a never ending series of drab gray corridors.

And the total cultural inability to have a clean and fresh smelling public toilet.

Aaaaaah good luck 🤞

Happy birthday. You might need to have them pulled on a bit more often.