terrible news

oh, so NOW you’re all watching Conclave because you’re suddenly interested in the papacy??? tell me what it’s like being a FAKE fan. i’ve been here since the beginning

i know just the man for the job

my mom: so what’s the vibe in LA these days?

me: poverty ❤️

“the earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal”

all i see here is two of the baddest bitches alive

bill there’s this really cool woman i think you’d like to hang out with. her name is azealia banks

sooo many more white people taking LA public transit these days… recession indicator for suuuure

me if u even care… #Oscars

that Wicked intro…. i nutted ❤️

up late at night manifesting a long-shot Cynthia Erivo best actress win

my Letterboxd review of I’m Still Here

watching Severance and man, he’s evil af but always looks so fuckin snatched

turns out this person i know who has been branding themselves as “Gen Z” on every social media platform is actually 31. never felt more enraged ❤️

my mom always sends me undies on Valentine’s Day. what a perv

if I look at you like this it means you owe me $20,000 by the end of this week in cash

to the people who say LA is a “godless town”… have you not heard our holy father, L. Ron Hubbard

Pope Francis facetiming starving palestinian catholics in Gaza is actually part of Conclave's Oscar campaign for Best Picture

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

watching the grammys and god it’s so refreshing that we’re entering a pop era made up of girls who can actually really sing

one thing no one ever mentions about Twin Peaks is how singularly hot all the actors are…. like it really is a show full of baddies

someone should make a movie in the exact format of September 5 but instead of it being about israeli hostages, it’s a behind-the-scenes look at netflix’s PR department frantically covering all the Emilia Perez drama

man this shit sucks. honestly, bring quarantine back

did people ever stop??

Smile 2 was better than The Substance

this is italianx discrimination

the next Los Angeles wildfire will be called the XÆ A-Xii Fire

“this meeting should have been an email” respectfully, no. i do not want to see any more emails. emails are just as scary (if not more) than meetings. i would almost prefer a meeting so i can have a distraction from the endless goddamn emails

so you agree? israel has been blocking aid this entire time