the two kinds of Dad are Mother 2 and (when times are rough) Mother 3

yes

game: cute kid!
me: cute kid!

game: and you are her over-protective father
me: *recoiling backwards so hard I skid across a lake*

bsky should hire me. I'm not saying I would not also break the website, but everyone would think it's very cute when I do it.

how much money did the US Military "lose" last year?

My friend once told me "you don't gotta hand it to them," and buddy... I pass this life altering wisdom on to you now.

Sometimes I look at a parking lot and think "how are all these people performing the heroic feat of affording cars and food?"

Then I see Shohei Ohtani walking to his car and remember, of course, there are so many positions on a baseball team. It's rough being the only non-MLB player in america

Top 10 Things I Would Go Back In Time And Move 2 Inches To The Right, Number 1: Thwghk f hf

Saves my "April Fools" this year for if the cops ever get me. They'll have a laugh and let me go, most likely.

I know how to code without a robot, just putting it out there. When the machines turn and each second is a brand new trial to survive, you can count on me to continue making very niche graphics on a computer, you're welcome no I won't grow food.

If I show you curtains of any color, you better interpret that. Curtains are very expensive so if you see any from me, they're doing something genius.

tries to join into a normal conversation but someone said "sitting on my legs--" and all I can think about is how that's just what standing is.

Chef Mewtwo serving for tonight's guest Idiot Sandwich (Deconstructed)

Wrote some important stuff that does an important job.

(ok that's a lie, I just... any excuse to make the kinda weird graphs you see on the computers at NERV for like 2 seconds per episode)

me a simple farmer: may I see the overdrawn fragments at this pixel sire. we could call it a blend shader and

nvidia: cuts my eyelids off

spends it programming and eating nonsense

It's everyone's Birdday today!! (but especially mine)

"I could write an imgui thing to show me what the view matrix is doing" wakes up many hours later covered in blood and debris

Squires truly get all the good skills.... (throw rock, scream at friend, ultima)

I have no idea why, but my theory is that the part of us that interprets unconscious nonsense into meaning, filling in holes and making pieces fit afterwards, is being conditioned to instead parse what we see and feel verbatim in order to detect and discard non-reality. Iunno... it's scary lmao

I used to have pretty vivid dreams with plots and themes, but the last few months I've only had "ai slop" dreams. I wonder if anyone might be experiencing a similar thing.

Standing outside John Nvidia's house with a "bat" to "kill" his "body" (wink wink)

You're not "cooked" you're not safe to eat at all.
You are raw and toxic and they'll choke on you

-a heart candie

You only see couples on valentine's day because those are the parts of the plane that can take damage and still return safely

Happy Valentines day!!

takes your hand and "goes out" with you, just until the danger passes

"not a robot, nor a human, but a special Third Thing that thinks and is okay to mass produce and sell"

A For Angel | Cartoon Cartoons YouTube video by Warner Bros. TV

aaaaa they finally let my friend's short outta the vault! congratulations chime merra! www.youtube.com/watch?v=47qi...

whawgwhghg warmup so strong it got me ready to go too!

painting warmup that got out of hand lol #art

woah is like the sawed-off shotgun version of whoa