when there is a dangerous situation that turns out to be of no real threat and I laugh (I am signalling to you that there is no danger)

im so sorry to hear that

you are what you think

when ur phone at 4% so u start opening it very briefly like ur at fnaf

thats actually really good to hear!!!!

cheese, patty and bread, cheese patty and bread, this is all you'll get

cheese, patty and bread, cheese patty bread, what did you expect

whole-grain, white, rye, all variants of the cheese burger of life

oh my god thats actually insane thank you for telling me that!!!!

she got put in timeout for having horrible table manners

that actually means alot to me thank you

i disagree

the next thing you do well is almost because of the last thing you did poorly, and everything you do is important

one's intelligence does not necessarily correspond to one's ability to acquire language so dw ur brain-dead status wont hamper you too much if u ever decide to learn ASL/others

must be because of the esperanto

2, 4, 44

ill rawdog it

might as well try

do not explain anything I'll translate this in my own time, good to you for somehow throwing santa in there

cš ğn kkyty k ğynwxt?
[so my joke doesn't work?]
lmfao

the mario galaxy movie was cool. The 1 hour kissing scene of yoshi and mario was kinda weird but i respect the creative decision

i expect 3 rats on my desk by Wednesday

i mean being a cat would slap but i need aposable thumbs and a language centre in my brain

i wish i had a cat so it could like randomly come back from going outside and gift me dead rodents

ĝnk kyšý hcny fucking ywcņ

gives off the same vibes

would the fire balls burn the skin on your hand

if you build up enough of a tolerance to milk chocolate then you can go up to white chocolate

im so sorry i cant see any signs of a joke on your account, could u please point it out

are you ok now?