In 2009 kevin smith tweeted: Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/ brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
happy tenth anniversary of our first date to my husband who lurks on here but whom I will not doxx. I was going to post this on instagram but didn’t want to traumatize both our extended families
I teach college
i am not body shaming. I am commenting on the application of makeup specifically. I will not give her a break!
But yeah if we regular people can walk into an ulta and have a high femme zoomer angel fix us those bitches can, at minimum, hire a professional make up artist for a bespoke consult. Regular people do it affordably all the time for their weddings and other special events! It’s wild to me.
The real tell is us late 90s/00s girlies waxed our eyebrows clean off, a more natural but groomed brow is holding steady in the culture. There’s serums and amazing brow makeup now tho lol
“your natural features but better” with maybe a bold lip or eye is the look now and Tbqh pretty timeless
Lmao not summer of Sam mascara 😭😭😭 the eyeliner especially upsetting to me!!!
I didn’t start wearing eyeliner until like 6 months ago at 41 years old and I do a better job 😭😭😭😭
Thoughts?
today in class I asked a question and no one was answering, and I said “look, I don’t believe the Gen Z stare is a real thing….please prove me right and answer the question” and then someone immediately answered the question lmfao
I know being a parent is hard and sometimes accidents happen and you can’t be beating yourself up about it, BUT, here’s a video of this woman filming content while driving her giant SUV and I think she should be executed.
the correct answer to someone with vaccine hesitancy is “what’s wrong with you why are you such a baby?” it’s anxiety that’s not grounded in reality
screenshot of post by @jay.bsky.team "Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code" i am trying to reply "no shit" but there is an error at the top which says "Unable to connect. Please chekc your internet connection amd try again."
average conservative politician posting their bbq:
I hope Rubio and Cruz are mad even if only bc they have to answer angry phone calls from neocon Miami Cuban donors
This was probably strategic in that it doesn’t matter if conservative Miami Cubans don’t vote republican. And also fucks over immigrants, but Cubans are the only Latin Americans who automatically get to stay once they set foot on US soil. so. Idk. If kids weren’t involved it would be hilarious.
I WANT REAL TRAINS YOU PSYCHOPATHS
s/o to all my friends with liberal arts degrees who also reposted this on insta, I’m assuming passive aggressively also
There is no way to watch the new 'Harry Potter' show subversively. If you're watching, you are buying in.
😭💕
Literally furious I get it
Maybe! I give them less than no credit tho lol
How do I communicate to Tula she cannot frolic in a field bc she decided to ruin her weekend by throwing her body into the fangs of a bigger dog at top speed, necessitating surgery and insertion of a drain? She wants to rip those stitches out by doing it again so bad
Okay. This cannot be real right. “lol”
If you think these people realize any of that biographical context you’re delusional
Deadass? Bought the audiobook from the publisher and am listening now
A black-and-white cat lying on its back with one paw raised
Maneki neko Uni
This from the man who refuses to accept the CIA set up Oswald as a patsy and There had to be two shooters minimum
NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health.
'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here: