No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

my penis broke down on the 101 i have to call triple P to have it towed

CardassiaGPT generate me a book that gul dukat and agents of the obsidian order will love
"bbbzzt....generating....your book is The Never Ending Sacrifice by Ulan Corac"

12 Angry Men remake where Maduro gets a jury of his peers, other world leaders, and Lula must convince the other jurors to vote Not Guilty. Justin Trudeau, the final holdout for Guilty, eventually changes his vote to Not Guilty as he tearfully tears up a photo of his biological father, Fidel Castro.

woke up to a beautiful girl in my bed this truly is the year of the bunnyfrog

good night, fineshyt. good work. ill most likely crack you in the morning.

this bisexuality shit easy

when you use big words and complete sentences i just assume that post isn't for me

if you wanna crack you first must defeat my seven evil fine shyts

i'm about to take a shit that will heal the world

I'm not saying it's a guaranteed solution, I'm just saying we ought to at least *try* crossdressing if we haven't yet

in 2026 were getting fatter and more similar in behavior to animals of our choice

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

would you rather make erika kirk eyes every time ur horny or bedroom eyes every time ur mad

dmt cart

thas crazy

some real big brained individuals behind this one

holy fuck, this guy was always a fash

The truck was merely helping that man rebalance his humors through therapeutic exsanguination and you laugh. I thought we were all about access to healthcare here???? smdh

the goal of these guys is to make women admit that theyd prefer being raped to something. its extremely gross

wellbutrin undoubtedly contributed to one of my attempts. stay strong my italian american brother

good luck overthrowing capitalism with bargaining agreements

anywhere, any time, any place, an old expression used by Fighters

wow!!!

lesser-of-two-evilscels rejoicing (it could have been worse!)

ahh okay gotcha