Sorry you experienced an unexpected twat in the baggage area.

We are swapping the Med for a rainforest. Nothing set in stone, just taking a couple of rucksacks & see what happens.

Sadly too big for us to take on our next adventure so a friend is having them.

Unfeasibly large green Chesterfield sofa and blue chaise on the driveway awaiting removal to a friend's house.

Furniture starting to leave. 1 week till completion. Shits getting real 😎

Sending thoughts and prayers.

Should say 'Choose Life' with that barnet!

Merry Birthday 🍑 🎉😎

Pompeii local erupting as Vesuvius cracked one out.

As the apocalypse approaches don't get caught out.

Orange blossom

It's peak orange blossom season & everywhere smells amazing... Attracts millions of bloody wasps though.

Individually wrapped?

Sunny view of the Costa Tropical in Spain

It certainly helps me! A beautiful & calm day on the Med.

I see the bat-shit crazy, orange fruit loop has risen.

He'll have to make do with picky bits left over from the last supper.

Felices Pascuas! Enjoy those crispy balls.

It's fine to eat chocolate on a Sunday.

There's no need to invent such a convoluted load of old bollocks as an excuse.

Evil EU Attacks Paddington etc

Is this comic like the Dandy?

Has he renamed it Trumpland yet?

Guardia Civil 🚨

Fiddler's Point? Poor Charlie. Seems he cannot get away from Handy Andy

Well done! Fit as...

But did you get your pints of wine and bendy cucumbers back?

Gracias pato!
Have a fun weekend

Kenneth Williams playing Julius Caesar about to drop the infamy line in Carry On Cleo.

Merry Ides of March Eve to all who celebrate. Beware! to everyone else.

Outrageous! I'll be paying by cheque from now on.

Yes yes but you're forgetting the price of eggs.

Don't forget to debate the fold.

Will someone be taking minutes?

Akai VCR from the 80s

We had this top loading bad boy.

They'll suddenly develop bone spurs.